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bitch cookie 

"holy crap shes such a bitch cookie damn"
bitch cookie by dylan5544 January 8, 2009

butch cookie 

when a lesbian punches her pregnant girlfriend in the stomach and eats the dead fetus from her vagina
My girlfriend said it's OK to fuck dude, but if i get pregnant the baby is going to end up a butch cookie.
butch cookie by LOW-CASPER May 1, 2009

Bitch Cookie 

She's a bitch, this bitch needs to die. She thinks there's a Cookie God, but she's wrong. If you tell her there's no Cookie God she will respond with -_- and crush something you like. She spams rooms on Palringo as much as "Queen of Hell", (search "Queen of Hell" to know more). She's lives the link of a Cookie and if your cock is made out of Cookies, she will want to eat you and make you crumb. She thinks she has a bad accent but it's cute as fuck.
Bitch Cookie by The Metal King October 20, 2016

Bitch cookie 

Term used to describe an action that a fuckboi will take to show his chivalry toward a woman. It is an ironic term since the act itself is a backhanded compliment and one the fuckboi considers to be a “favor”. Usually used by narcissists of the male persuasion.
“Did you hear how he just threw her a bitch cookie? I mean, c’mon, buying her a donut isn’t like a four-star meal. It costs less than a dollar and he paid with nickels.”
Bitch cookie by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021

Black Ass Cookie Bitch

A southern raised White girl, who imitates todays African American Female.... A white hoe trying to act like a black hoe.
Jennifer was acting like a real Black ass Cookie Bitch in front of Shalonda.

Cookie Bitch-Bastard 

Any really stupid person who steals my cookies.
"You cookie bitch-bastard! I can't believe you would do that! I'm going to cry now."
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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