Definitions by Lardo1
BOSTETTER
Some lardass faggot with an unbound appetite who is so large they possess their own gravitational force. Many poor unsuspecting souls have wandered too close to this beast and have been pulled into orbit doomed to spend all of eternity as one of the many lard moons. If this specimen were to fall or even stumble, it would produce an energy shockwave with the power of 76 dying neutron stars, ending everything in existence. It’s name is so large it must be spoken in all caps.
That damn whore is such a BOSTETTER.