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bastard balls 

a complete bastard whom fathers many bastard children with his over-active man-goo contained within his ball sack "bastard balls"
bastard balls by mattgc November 21, 2006

bunny bastard bitch balls 

Another name for Springtrap (given by Markiplier) who happens to be a character from Five Nights at Freddy's 3

basterd balls 

a complete basterd whom fathers children with his over active balls
"hey why dont you fuck off basterd balls"
basterd balls by matthew g c November 12, 2008

ball washing bastard

Someone who thinks they are above everyone and when given the chance will cheat the system for their own financial gain.
That lawyer my exwife has is a ball washing bastard.
ball washing bastard by jimmybomm January 14, 2021

ball bashing mother fucking bastard 

someone who squashes sandwiches
girl1: u ball bashing mother fucking bastard
girl2: wat?
girl1: u squashed my sandwiches!
girl2: sorry, forgive me

bastardball 

a variant of the game of basketball where players constantly engage in physical fouls, violations, and utter disregard for the rules in an attempt to dominate possession of the ball
Tosan: Gee moite todays basketball game was tough, one bastard came and pushed me over when i didnt even have the ball
Julio: Some dickhead even poked my eye as i was going for a layout!
Araujana (nods in agreement): I know, it was a real game of "bastardball"
bastardball by El Shitha October 9, 2008