Bastard Balls

A term used to identify blood shot eyes one gets usually gets when smoking marijuana.

"Are you sure you haven't been smoking pot? Because you sure got some bastard balls."

by Christine December 8, 2004

bastard balls

a complete bastard whom fathers many bastard children with his over-active man-goo contained within his ball sack "bastard balls"

"hey bastard balls fuck right off"

by mattgc November 21, 2006

bunny bastard bitch balls

Another name for Springtrap (given by Markiplier) who happens to be a character from Five Nights at Freddy's 3

"DAMN YOU BUNNY BASTARD BITCH BALLS"

by Dapper Pradder July 10, 2023

chicken balled bastard

someone who has just gotten on your nerves

that chicken balled bastard just called me a punk

by anon December 14, 2003

one-balled bastard

A bastard who is not worthy of having two balls.

girl 1: Tom broke up with me!!

girl 2: Oh my God!! He is such a one-balled bastard!!

by one-balled bastard April 23, 2011