Bastard Balls
Bastard Balls by Christine December 8, 2004
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bastard balls
a complete bastard whom fathers many bastard children with his over-active man-goo contained within his ball sack "bastard balls"
bastard balls by mattgc November 21, 2006
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ball washing bastard
Someone who thinks they are above everyone and when given the chance will cheat the system for their own financial gain.
ball washing bastard by jimmybomm January 14, 2021
ball bashing mother fucking bastard
someone who squashes sandwiches
girl1: u ball bashing mother fucking bastard
girl2: wat?
girl1: u squashed my sandwiches!
girl2: sorry, forgive me
girl2: wat?
girl1: u squashed my sandwiches!
girl2: sorry, forgive me
ball bashing mother fucking bastard by simple immortality November 11, 2006
bastardball
a variant of the game of basketball where players constantly engage in physical fouls, violations, and utter disregard for the rules in an attempt to dominate possession of the ball
Tosan: Gee moite todays basketball game was tough, one bastard came and pushed me over when i didnt even have the ball
Julio: Some dickhead even poked my eye as i was going for a layout!
Araujana (nods in agreement): I know, it was a real game of "bastardball"
Julio: Some dickhead even poked my eye as i was going for a layout!
Araujana (nods in agreement): I know, it was a real game of "bastardball"
bastardball by El Shitha October 9, 2008
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