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A person who displays willfully ignant traits.
"Ya Ignant Bastad!"
"Ya Stupid Bastad!"
"Ya Cheap Bastad!"
bastad by Evil Haider May 24, 2007
Words you can keep
A word that is cooler to use that the full word "bastard"
Its a commen insult in the St. Louis, Missouri area.
"A little on tha butta, ya bastad"
"hey, ya bastad, get back here."
bastad by BennyTea October 16, 2006
Daren: “Jacob is a bastad”
Blake “Yeah I heard he does suck a lot of dick”
Bastad by Darenduke April 4, 2020
Bastad is an offensive word
My teacher is a silly bastad
Bastad by Bastad October 7, 2022

bastad head 

like bastard head, only lacking an r. usually said in front of children or your parents as its not as harsh as bastard head
you stupid little bastad head, or feckin bastad head (after hitting your thumb with a hammer in front of your father-in-law)
bastad head by happymick13 September 20, 2007

Nob ass shit fuck bollock bastad 

Nobizzle assizzle shitfizzle bollickbizzle!

Nob ass shit fuck bollock bastad 

Loadza swears ina line
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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