bastad
bastad by Evil Haider May 24, 2007
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Bastad
My teacher is a silly bastad
bastad head
like bastard head, only lacking an r. usually said in front of children or your parents as its not as harsh as bastard head
you stupid little bastad head, or feckin bastad head (after hitting your thumb with a hammer in front of your father-in-law)
bastad head by happymick13 September 20, 2007
Nob ass shit fuck bollock bastad
Nobizzle assizzle shitfizzle bollickbizzle!
Nob ass shit fuck bollock bastad by God O' Popz (Jackie Cam) June 6, 2003
Nob ass shit fuck bollock bastad
Nob ass shit fuck bollock bastad by sex machine May 20, 2003
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