The Baskerville Short-House is the act of a man thrusting his leg up a woman's vagina.
The woman must stand in a power stance fashion, with her legs separated at an obtuse angle.
Then, the male bring his leg into rapid contact with the woman's vagina, via a punting motion, similar to the punting of a football. Giving maximum velocity to the woman's vagina.
My leg missed last night while trying The Baskerville Short-House, dislocating my girlfriends pelvis.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'