Basiitism

A monotheistic religion with the belief that Basit made order in the universe. In order to gain trust in life, you must chant the following phrase; “We love Basit!”.

According to eye-witness accounts, Basit is often in sightings, only appearing when you are eating, drinking, or playing. To please Basit, you must trade him food, specifically pop tarts. School is the main place of worship.

HOW TO BE A FOLLOWER OF BASIITISM:

1) Get accepted to the religion by priests (students who have full faith in Basit).
2) Chant “We Love Basit!” at least 12 times a day.

The whole school is part of Basiitism. How lucky am I to exist during this generation, huh?

by RockBroccoli101 September 27, 2019

Bösitismus

Die ausrottung aller bösig-artigen Menschen fand im 21. Jahrhundert statt.
Bösigers sind hässliche dicke viecher, die keinen respekt gegenüber andern haben und das Leben andere mit Menschen schlimmer machen so das sie ihn umbringen wollen. Bei jedem Schritt gibt es ein kleines erdbeben auf der anderen seite der Welt. Die Bösis haben dich im Adlerauge also ACHTUNG!
Darum gibt es Bösitismus: das ausroten von Bösis

Bösitismus unser:

Bösi unser im Fett,
geheiligt werde dein Bauch.
Deine Mutter,
deinen Fetten Arsch
wie im himmel so in ihrem Bauch.
Unser täglichen zusammenschiss gib und heute,
Und vergib uns nicht unsere Schuld,
wie auch wir sie nicht vergeben.
Und verführe uns nicht in deine häslichkeit,
sonder erlöse und von deiner Stimme.
Den dein ist das Fett und das Gewicht,
in Herrlichkeit und Ewigkeit

AMEN

by DICKIPIKI September 15, 2022

Banditism

The act of being a bandit.

The weenagoblin studiously poured over forgotten tomes of Banditism.

by iAlexz February 28, 2011

basicism

the professional art of being basic

"Your level of basicism is too high"

by Tommy Mats January 28, 2015

basilitis

To seem brain dead, and/or lazy.

Man I don't feel like thinking or working today. I got that basilitis bad.

by Anix June 20, 2006

bisiitis

(Be-ce-eye-tis) The syndrome that keeps you from drawing, cutting, or painting in an straight line due to shaky hands. Other side effects may include pain in knees, random mood swings, and the need for lemon in water.

Dave experience bisiitis when he was paintinig in art.

by QueenB2015 December 8, 2013

Basicitis

A disease that causes one to conform to suburban and conventional values; symptoms may include: never leaving your home town, wearing Michael Kors and Tori Burch, getting engaged to your high school sweetheart, and having pictures frames with etched phrases such as "Family", "Live Laugh Love", "if I know what love is, it is because of you"

Lauren was diagnosed with basicitis - she thinks NYC = Times Square and M&M World.

by Russell J June 23, 2018