Baset 

Baset is a sexy afghan guys name.
His special trait is his big and mighty shlong.

Baset is a guy with a big dick.

Baset by Zhongli November 12, 2020

Baset 

Baset is the greatest guy you will ever meet. He probably has immaculate music taste, looks amazing and is good in bed.

You should get yourself a Baset. You wont regret it.

Baset by SaintPabl0 December 26, 2022

baset 

A Baset is a cute ass, goofy ass, guy. He is a loyal one, even if u think he is Lulu at first. He is like that great guy that brings u pizza at 2am, because you're a fat ass, clingy ass bitch. He always has the best advice, his heart is pure gold. Get you a baset

"He smells like pizza,he is such a baset " "He is so sweet, he has to be baset " "He has a cute smile, his Name has to be baset "

baset by Goldgirl1704 March 12, 2017

baseball cards 

Basically these are collector items in the vein of Pokemon Cards and Magic Cards, but predates all card based collectables. Like magic and pokemon cards, baseball cards contain statistics, but unlike magic and pokemon cards, the players with which these statistics refer to are real and not imaginary like players dipicted in magic and pokemon, which are made up to serve gaming purposes. Thus, baseball cards are not gaming cards and serve only to amuse and pleasure those who love baseball and their players (See keedon, baseball).

That damn keedon got so obsessed with getting that Ken Griffey Jr. baseball card that he flunked his midterms and got me to do his homework. Damn him and his obsession with baseball cards!!! (See keedon).

baseball cards by Dean Truong November 5, 2005

based retard 

Someone so retarded that they create a humorous or good situation purely on accident.

Tom: Bob drove drunk and ended up slamming into that shitty modern art statue.
Bill: Based retard.

based retard by SloppyPartyBottom November 3, 2018

baketater 

A baked potato

A meal with a baketater, yummy.

baketater by jpg3 November 14, 2011

Play Baseball 

To freebase cocaine.

Made famous during the legendary "Sister Christian" drug den scene in the movie "Boogie Nights."

Alfred Molina gives one of the best performances of his career as doped up drug dealer/party animal, Rahad Jackson.

Rahad Jackson: "You guys want to play baseball?" (As he's freebasing some cocaine by the bar)

Dirk Diggler: "No" (looking nervous)

Reed Rothchild: "No thank you" (looking nervous)

Play Baseball by Best Scene Ever February 4, 2014