Baseted 

When your super mega stoned wasted and a little bit drunken- boozed, you are "Baseted"

"I thoroughly enjoy the euphoric sensation of puffing on a extremely large eloquently hand-crafted organic outdoor raised delightfully pungent female skunk filled 2 paper spliff then endevouring to throw-back a few Patron Silver's, it's a crystal clear, pure ultra-premium tequila.Soft and light, characterized by a fresh, smooth taste, without the flavor of oak. Delicious neat or on the rocks, Patron Silver is also the perfect ingredient to a mixed cocktail or margarita. So in conclusion of my statement the combanation of the juicy two papery and smooth simultaneous shots of tequila have put me in a state where I feel quite Baseted!"

Gary mumbled to a passer-by in his attempt to aquire a dollar for the "bus".

Baseted by Jeremy-Collins Muchos Estilos June 8, 2011

Baleted 

I'm fairly sure this was Homestar's failed mimicry of Strong Bad deleting e-mail in the Strong Bad e-mail episode where he leaves and Homestar comes into the room and cannot figure out the word "deleted".

Baleted by Anonymous August 19, 2003

Egg Basketed 

To get someone Pregnant

Girl": "Hey, I just found out I was egg basketed today... ."
Guy: You're pregnant?

Someone pats an woman's stomach.
"Girl... you're looking like you were egg basketed..."

Egg Basketed by Anesthetique March 18, 2015

Well Basted 

To have one's vagina or anus sufficiently moistened and/or lubricated prior to any form of sexual intercourse.

Darlene only allowed Frank to penetrate her anal sphincter when it was well basted with some KY jelly. Otherwise, the old brown eye was off limits.

Well Basted by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015

basted 

to be drunk and high at the same time

i think i'm basted; i feel like shiot.

basted by T June 5, 2003

basted account 

A basted account is a bank account that belongs to someone else , secured/resulting in an unexpected pregnancy from an opportunistic 3rd party.

A BASTED ACCOUNT just made sense to her, the only way she would get any of JACK’s money was if she suddenly became pregnant.

basted account by MILLER604M May 21, 2021

Basted 

A mixture of the words "baked" and "wasted;" a word to describe yourself whilst extremely high and drunk at the same time. Good to utter when in no state of mind to speak. Can apply to both good and bad experiences.

"I stumbled drunkenly into a circle of people smoking Afganny Kush and got handed the joint. I got freaking basted man."

"Hey bud, you doing ok?"
".....Basted....."

"Hot damn I was basted last night."
"Niiiice, good party then?"
"Fuck no bro, I had no clue what was going on and threw up in the backyard!"

Basted by A Crooked Vulture November 13, 2009