Barret TMS 

A middle school in Louisville Kentucky where all the dumb kids go because they can’t afford a private school. Instead they are told to feel privileged because they’re in a magnet program. Most of these sped kids then go to Male Highschool.

“I’m a proud graduate of Barret TMS!”
Translation: “I somehow passed middle school with a 2.0 GPA”

Barret TMS by Bubbajehosephat September 22, 2021

barretts privateers

A great song by Stan Rogers (May he rest in peace)
A (fictional) story song about a man aboard a scrawny boat called Antelope, in the year 1776, the height of the American Revolution. They were hunting the seas for American Gold
She was attacked by Americans near Montego Bay, Jamaica.
She was ultimately sunk.

The antagonist of the song finally made it back to his homeport of Halifax, Nova Scotia. Six years after the Antelope was sunk.

It's also a great drinking song.

Person 1: 'Man, we should start singing Barretts Privateers!'
Person 2: 'Sure!'

God damn them all!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns-DRINK MORE BEERS! (Originally Shed No Tears)
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers.

barretts privateers by IsThisHandleTaken? June 12, 2017

Barrettism

Emerson Barrett's philosophy, the philosophy Barrettists believe.

Person A: You know Barrettism?
Person B: Yes, I love Emerson Barrett!
Person C: I'm a Barrettist too!

Barrettism by Totally human, I promise. November 18, 2018