Barrble 

The ‘Barrble’ is a term used to describe a religious text based on the teachings of Barr. It provides many with direction and purpose, but others would describe it as life changing. Dating back to the 16th century the ‘Barrble’ was actually used by Henry the 8th to inspire many of his wardrobe choices. Very fancy man indeed. You can read the ‘Barrble’ at your local library if you request it.

Hey dude, the Barrble was really inspiring to me.

Barrble by Barrbalite March 5, 2025

Cracker-Barreled 

(Verb) 1. When you are confronted with an unexpected (and usually unwanted) shopping experience; usually in the form of a gift shop.

"When I got off the roller-coaster, the exit path lead me right into a gift shop."

"Sounds like they cracker-barreled you."

Cracker-Barreled by AtomicKoi April 23, 2021

getting barreled 

to order chicken at cracker barrel and eat it knowing its laxative-like properties, and immediately pulling trig or shitting after.

me and john were getting barreled the tother day you should've come!

getting barreled by chickenoodlesoupp February 3, 2021

Hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun 

This term is used by jim lahey, the trailer park supervisor on trailer park boys. It is one of his many shit analogies used through out the show.

"You idiots have loaded up a hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun and it's pointed at your own heads". The rights to the quote is property of trailer park boys.

Hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun by Dr. Phillip Shetrom June 16, 2014

Barble 

the holy book of barbianity (the religion of the barbs) barbs are nicki minaj stans who praise her and bernie sanders. barbs must praise queen nicki. barbs who convert must read the entire barble.

“wanna hang out?”

“sorry i can’t. i have to finish reading the barble and then i have to stream yikes!”

Barble by tally anzer May 5, 2020

dick-barreled

When a bro takes another bro down with him.

yo, check out that guy's pants...they're so tight. you just got dick-barreled, son

dick-barreled by john mouseguy March 28, 2011

double-barreled-ass-blaster 

one absolutly humongus fart

we was walkin' down the hall and Clyde here ripped a double-barreled-ass-blaster and I swear you could see the paint melt off the wall.
Also:
a fart so strong, it will make a skunk's eyes water.

double-barreled-ass-blaster by GreenEyedMadman September 9, 2005