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A person who's top google chrome pages involve beastiality.

When questioned on the subject he blames it on his sister and parents.
Guy 1 - "Dude, what the fuck is all this shit? What are you a Baroody?"

Guy 2 - "No! My Mom uses my laptop sometimes!"
Baroody by Analrapist614 September 13, 2011
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Wanting to make babies. To procreate.
Are you getting all broody on me, honey? We can't have children yet!
broody by Michael Padilla December 22, 2005

feel broody 

Be eager to become a mother.
Wanting to procreate ASAP.
Girl: Isn't this little kid cute?
Boy: What? It's just small and noisy
Girl: I want one for us! I feel broody! When are we going to have one?
Boy: NEVER!! (And runs away as fast as he can)
feel broody by Grovenen April 19, 2011

Dog Broody 

The highly emotionally charged desire to have/own/purchase a dog when in the presence of someone else's dog.
That dog is so lush, I'm so dog broody at the moment.
Dog Broody by Ignis Lupus September 2, 2013
adjective - a person whose vibe suggests that they are brooding, depressed, or deep in negative thought.
"Look at those hispters being terribly broody all over this party"
broody by Justtoclarify February 8, 2013

Broody hen 

A mother-in-law with a slightly downturned face that silently judges everything you say to your spouse.
"Wow, my husband's mother is really being a broody hen today!!"
Best used as an explaination for extreme pleasure during a hallucenagenic trip.
similiar to Snooder or Gwomp.

Hans: G-W-O-M-P!!!
Alex: Snooder.....!!!
HAns: BAROOFY!!!!!
baroofy by Russell Yates May 17, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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