Barner Syndrome 

A person who perceives any form of communication with the opposite sex as flirting and/or being flirted with.

I think Tyler is suffering from Barner Syndrome because he told me Ann said hi to him and thus must have a crush on him.

Just because they’re nice to you doesn't mean they have a crush on you. If you think otherwise, you have Barner Syndrome.

“ Adam talked to me today, he must love me!” said Liv.

“ Nah, girl. Sounds like you’ve got a case of Barner Syndrome.”

Barner Syndrome by Anonymous8008132 July 8, 2020

Bob Barker Syndrome

When Bob Barker on the Price is Right calls up a contestant and they run up screaming and yelling. An even more severe case is when a contestant wins a bid goes into epilepsy and start attacking Bob Barker.

Oh noez, crazy lady has Bob Barker Syndrome.

Bob Barker Syndrome by J@m3$ H@nl3y May 12, 2007

Minecraft banner syndrome

Where a photo or a video has the shadows and highlights blown out more than an instagram filter representative of minecraft banners

1:You're a very amateur photographer

2:This has minecraft banner syndrome

Minecraft banner syndrome by ripideas August 12, 2017

Barney Syndrome 

Barney Syndrome is when a section/part of ones body is injured and begins to change into the color purple as a result of the damage, causing an insufferable amounts of insults, rumors and jokes at their expense.

"Check that guy out, he has Barney Syndrome on his wrists..."
"O. M. G. Miranda totally has Barney Syndrome on her neck! I wonder what she was doing last night..."

Barney Syndrome by Emsilbea February 7, 2009

Barney Syndrome 

When someone looks like barney the dinosaur due to a genetic condition, also a person who is waddling and probably disabled.

Corr there goes that barney syndrome infected Brutus.

Barney Syndrome by Bigsexybarney October 10, 2019

Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome 

Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome (otherwise known as BBPS or being a 'grower not a shower) is what happens when your penis is soft it is small and when hard it is large.

Much as how when Bruce Banner is calm he is small and puny Banner, and when he is angry he is huge and angry Hulk.

Girl: Hey are you a grower or a shower?

Guy: I actually have Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome

Girl: ...so a grower?

Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome by That ass July 22, 2022