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Barner Syndrome

A person who perceives any form of communication with the opposite sex as flirting and/or being flirted with.
I think Tyler is suffering from Barner Syndrome because he told me Ann said hi to him and thus must have a crush on him.

Just because they’re nice to you doesn't mean they have a crush on you. If you think otherwise, you have Barner Syndrome.

“ Adam talked to me today, he must love me!” said Liv.

“ Nah, girl. Sounds like you’ve got a case of Barner Syndrome.”
by Anonymous8008132 July 8, 2020
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Bob Barker Syndrome

When Bob Barker on the Price is Right calls up a contestant and they run up screaming and yelling. An even more severe case is when a contestant wins a bid goes into epilepsy and start attacking Bob Barker.
by J@m3$ H@nl3y May 12, 2007
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Minecraft banner syndrome

Where a photo or a video has the shadows and highlights blown out more than an instagram filter representative of minecraft banners
1:You're a very amateur photographer

2:This has minecraft banner syndrome
by ripideas August 12, 2017
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Barney Syndrome

Barney Syndrome is when a section/part of ones body is injured and begins to change into the color purple as a result of the damage, causing an insufferable amounts of insults, rumors and jokes at their expense.
"Check that guy out, he has Barney Syndrome on his wrists..."
"O. M. G. Miranda totally has Barney Syndrome on her neck! I wonder what she was doing last night..."
by Emsilbea February 7, 2009
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Barney Syndrome

When someone looks like barney the dinosaur due to a genetic condition, also a person who is waddling and probably disabled.
Corr there goes that barney syndrome infected Brutus.
by Bigsexybarney October 10, 2019
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Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome

Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome (otherwise known as BBPS or being a 'grower not a shower) is what happens when your penis is soft it is small and when hard it is large.

Much as how when Bruce Banner is calm he is small and puny Banner, and when he is angry he is huge and angry Hulk.
Girl: Hey are you a grower or a shower?

Guy: I actually have Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome

Girl: ...so a grower?
by That ass July 22, 2022
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