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maria bamford
a breath of fresh air to the dane-cook polluted air of modern american comedy. she is quirky, dark, extremely witty, observational and obnoxiously adorable with her blonde hair and child-like voice. she does not necessarily stick to the classic joke-to-punchline formula but instead relies on storytelling using her unique voices. a shape-shifter of sorts, the bammer is able to drastically change her normal high voice into more masculine, mature, raspy, etc. etc...voices; her most honed and popular impressions would be that of her parents and sister. she suffers from ocd, depression, anxiety which she works into her act. she lives with her eleven year old pug and "wife-partner" blossom. she has a hilarious one-woman sitcom on superdelux.com in which she plays every part and she was also apart of patton oswalt's "comedians of comedy" tour. the bammer is basically a goddess of indie comedy.
"dude have you seen the maria bamford show on superdelux.com?"
"totally. amy sleverson is the shit."
"totally. amy sleverson is the shit."
maria bamford by elnewton January 18, 2009
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bamford
some who is nice and kind not always good looking but some you can trust and tell things to and know they wont tell anyone and is always willing to help
bamford by little-dudeyyyyyy January 23, 2011
Nightingale Bamford
An excellent all girls school consisting of grades K-12. The academics are superior to many other schools and its exquisite curriculum contributes to amazing graduating classes with students ending up in schools like Brown, Harvard and Yale.
Nightingale Bamford by minturn December 19, 2007
nightingale bamford
The Nightingale Bamford School is one of the best schools in the United States. It is located on the upper east side of New York City. All though the show Gossip Girls is based on this school, the actual school is nothing like the show. Nightingale is a great all girls school full of rich and beautiful but not snobby girls. 9 out of 10 guys say Nightingale girls are the best in bed and the best to marry. The girls there are very smart and have great humor due to the great teachers there.
"Look at that girl,she's so beautiful and graceful and well-poised"
"Well duh,she goes to THE Nightingale Bamford School"
"Well duh,she goes to THE Nightingale Bamford School"
nightingale bamford by natnyc94 October 16, 2008
The Nightingale Bamford School for girls
An all girls school located on the upper east side.
i go to the nightingale bamford school for girls, with a lot of girls. Rigorous academics, and delicious chocolate chip cookies.
The Nightingale Bamford School for girls by Ellie. December 6, 2006
nightingale bamford
A hoity-toity, all girls private school on the Upper East Side. The girls who go there are intimidatingly endowed with money, brains, and beauty.
The popular show Gossip Girl is based on the lives of nightingale's students
The popular show Gossip Girl is based on the lives of nightingale's students
nightingale bamford by chicablica January 24, 2008
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