barford

from the german/south african

(n) an intense and unexplained, irrational fear of fruit
(v) the act exemplified by being irrationally fearful of fruit
(a) fruity, or unfruity

(n) Katherine, upon coming across the great papaya, ran away quickly because of her barford.
(v) When I saw the grapefruit I immediately barforded. I now take zyprexa.
(a) I feel inexplicably barford while exposed to jack-o-lanterns.

by Goldman May 1, 2006

Vernon Barford

This is a school in Alberta. This school is full of angsty teens and nasty little boys. A lot of people got expelled so there is only little asians and brown boys that like milfs and orgies together in the bathroom.

Person 1: Vernon Barford is trash

Person 2: I know

by Diddle wankers January 28, 2019

barforama

The disgusting domino effect caused by one person vomiting on another, thus continuing a vomit cycle. Typical hot spots for barforama include classrooms, roller-coasters, airplanes, and viewings of the Saw movies.

"When the roller-coaster turned upside-down, the guy in the front barfed and it splattered the other passengers...the rest of the ride was one massive barforama!"

by exigentdreams May 5, 2010

full burford

The act of unequivocally losing your shit at customer service staff.

"Jinendra went full burford at the guy behind the counter at Euro Car Parts after managing to buy something that wasn't on sale."

"Finally got that issue resolved after going full burford on Twitter"

by rustysheriff July 17, 2020

barfore

1. To hurl emmence amounts of food from the mouth see barf, used by aliens

Holy shit I am so nervous I might barfore!

by Abision August 15, 2006

Burford

A person that is a huge fucking pussy and rats other people out for self-serving reasons. A complete self-righteous, over-dramatic, douche that everyone hates.

1."Oh man can you believe how gay that guy is? He's a total Burford."

2."Dude how the hell did your girlfriend find out you cheated?"
"One of her lame ass friends totally burfored me."

by Frat-For Life April 29, 2010

maria bamford

a breath of fresh air to the dane-cook polluted air of modern american comedy. she is quirky, dark, extremely witty, observational and obnoxiously adorable with her blonde hair and child-like voice. she does not necessarily stick to the classic joke-to-punchline formula but instead relies on storytelling using her unique voices. a shape-shifter of sorts, the bammer is able to drastically change her normal high voice into more masculine, mature, raspy, etc. etc...voices; her most honed and popular impressions would be that of her parents and sister. she suffers from ocd, depression, anxiety which she works into her act. she lives with her eleven year old pug and "wife-partner" blossom. she has a hilarious one-woman sitcom on superdelux.com in which she plays every part and she was also apart of patton oswalt's "comedians of comedy" tour. the bammer is basically a goddess of indie comedy.

"dude have you seen the maria bamford show on superdelux.com?"
"totally. amy sleverson is the shit."

by elnewton January 18, 2009