A masculine, strong but kind soul. Most are often intimidated by his rough exterior and brash nature. But underneath it all is a big heart of gold, light and tenderness who will do anything for the ones he loves.
He is one that leads, provides and has immense power not just physically. Barkim has a keen business mind. He is courageous yet compassionate; ambitious yet patient; cooperative yet freethinking.
Barkim is usually full of energy and highly active. Sports are usually the best way to keep this one occupied, this means a high sex drive, bouts of insomnia or a workaholic. It also can mean they feel things strongly and will emanate those feelings. Yet despite this, the prefer peace over conflict and will often meticulously overthink things before vocalizing them. But when Barkim does... Watch out, the gloves are off.
He is one that leads, provides and has immense power not just physically. Barkim has a keen business mind. He is courageous yet compassionate; ambitious yet patient; cooperative yet freethinking.
Barkim is usually full of energy and highly active. Sports are usually the best way to keep this one occupied, this means a high sex drive, bouts of insomnia or a workaholic. It also can mean they feel things strongly and will emanate those feelings. Yet despite this, the prefer peace over conflict and will often meticulously overthink things before vocalizing them. But when Barkim does... Watch out, the gloves are off.
Them: "Oh hey Barkim, what are you up to today?"
Barkim: "Oh I'm about to put this work in at the gym today!"
Them: "AGAIN?!"
Barkim: "Hey, these gains ain't gonna get themselves!"
Barkim: "Oh I'm about to put this work in at the gym today!"
Them: "AGAIN?!"
Barkim: "Hey, these gains ain't gonna get themselves!"
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After a night of drinking and eating refried bean I passed out only to wake up with a wet asshole and a barking gremlin in the corner.
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A sexual act consisting of two large men, traditionally known as Bears, dressed in rubber suits, having sex on a hardwood floor. The act makes a distinctive sound like a walrus barking.
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Rather than accept blame for farting(noisily), one exclaims that they had witnessed a creature in close proximity by invoking it's name and looking behind.
Interchangeable with local fauna.
Rather than accept blame for farting(noisily), one exclaims that they had witnessed a creature in close proximity by invoking it's name and looking behind.
Interchangeable with local fauna.
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Quit fart barking so close to my head!
I'm gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.
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I'm gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.
I just fart Barked so hard, I need to blot.
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