Pharmaceuticals that cause people to be bitchy, arrogant, snobbish, stuck-up and just plain rude. This may be either an intended effect of a medication or a side effect.
What the hell is the problem with that blonde? Is this how she usually behaves or is she on some kind of barbitchuate? Her doctor needs to stop prescribing those to her. She's intolerable to be around.
A sedative-type drug dat makes you really grumpy prior to falling asleep.
I already have a tendency to be ill-tempered whenever I'm not at my best, so I don't wanna make things even worse by going on barbitchurates to help me get some shut-eye --- I'll just tell Alexa to play softmusic for an hour so dat I can doze off naturally!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"