A hockey term that describes shooting the puck at the net and having it hit the crossbar and drop down into the goal. It is most know from Letterkenny.

Don't be a idiot Schmelz, it only counts if you go BARDOWNSKI

bardownski by Letterkenny May 14, 2016

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Closed the bar down

When you stay at a bar so late that they kick you out so they can finish cleaning and count down the register.

"I'm exhausted this morning. Me and some friends closed the bar down last night."

Closed the bar down by HailSatan2469 August 21, 2013

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Bar Down

Coming down pull the puck to the middle in a dangling motion then proceding to snipe with out mercy off the crossbar and into the net

Phil and Deke sniped Ferbs BAR DOWN everyday
Danny Mattson goes BAR DOWN like Jesus Christ
Heater cannot skate and does not go bar down
Mike bosco goes bar up cause he doesnt know what its like to go down on something

Bar Down by Deke Johnson August 22, 2007

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Barowned

1) To be owned, taken down, humiliated or dominated by someone, especially while playing soccer.

2) When you offer to pay the bar tab for a hot young lady only to discover it is more than you can afford.

Ex 1: Fan 1 "Did you see the Cruyff Bethia just did around that guy?"

Fan 2 "Yeah, he, just got completely Barowned."

Ex 2: Guy 1 "So I tried to pick up the tab for this hottie at the club last night. Turns out she drinks only top shelf Scotch. It maxed out my card..."

Guy 2 "Lame...She totally Barowned you!"

Barowned by weegee9148 September 25, 2011

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Bardonia

A nation of stupid soulless idiots found on the stoneworks Minecraft server

Dumb Person: I’m a Bardonian
Smart Person : I didn’t realize you were mentally disabled

Bardonia by Lacrosse Isn’t a sport February 20, 2023

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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