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Barowned 

1) To be owned, taken down, humiliated or dominated by someone, especially while playing soccer.

2) When you offer to pay the bar tab for a hot young lady only to discover it is more than you can afford.
Ex 1: Fan 1 "Did you see the Cruyff Bethia just did around that guy?"

Fan 2 "Yeah, he, just got completely Barowned."

Ex 2: Guy 1 "So I tried to pick up the tab for this hottie at the club last night. Turns out she drinks only top shelf Scotch. It maxed out my card..."

Guy 2 "Lame...She totally Barowned you!"
Barowned by weegee9148 September 25, 2011
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Antonio browned 

The act of getting Spartan kicked or drop kicked by someone to the ground at full force.
Bob: this girls tits were popping out of class today bro!
Max: pics or it didn't happen
Bob: If I took a picture she would've Antonio browned me!
Antonio browned by Saints4life September 8, 2014

Chester-Browned

Verb

To be publicly exposed as a rapist and publically shamed.
originating in the campaign against rape and sexual assault at Mt. San Antonio College (Mt. SAC) by supporters of Aarefah Mosavi, who was raped and sexually assaulted by co-worker and student Chester Brown on the campus farm in 2013. Aarefah spoke publicly, naming Chester Brown as the rapist, going on record with a detailed description of Brown's rape of her. Supporters hung up Chester Brown's picture and name across the campus, hundreds of students protested and marched to demand his removal, ultimately succeeding in forcing him to leave Mt. SAC.
Rapists beware, you will be Chester-Browned.

Whoah! He just got Chester-Browned!
Chester-Browned by gwbfhe August 10, 2018

Chris Browned 

To take your frustration out on a person, as in punch in the face, or slap..
My girlfriend started to make disrespectful comments toward me so I Chris Browned her. I bet she won't be talking no more..

HAHA that why your girlfriend just Chris Browned you...
Chris Browned by 0HS0P0PPiN February 9, 2009

browned off 

Fed up, pissed off, disappointed.
Thought by some to have come from a euphemism for 'buggered', it is actually of 14th Century English origin, the original phrase was to be in a "Brown study", where 'brown' = dark & sombre, 'study' = a daydreamy state. Meaning has shifted to today's meaning, and the phrase has become "Browned off".
"I'm really browned off that I paid £50 for a ticket, and couldn't get in to the show."
browned off by Phil Gillet August 15, 2007

Chris Browned 

To excessively beat a bitch with no remorse.
"Damn tttina pissed me off last night and I Chris browned that bitch"

Derren Browned 

To have been mentally manipulated into doing something. Derived from Derren Brown's ability to cast mindfucks.
I just made a random comment about Steve Irwin, WAIT! There is an advert on this page referring to Steve Irwin I didn't even notice. I've just been Derren Browned.
Derren Browned by The Orbotastic March 14, 2009
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