barsism

The act of "diving" (falling down on the pitch pretending being fouled), cheating and influencing the referees to gain advantage in a football match. The name comes from the way of play of FC Barcelona who popularized this behaviour in football when winning a couple of titles thanks to tricking referees.

- "Oh come on, look at them! They're falling down and grabbing their faces in agony when the opposite players barely get close to them!"
- "Yeah, they're on their barsism again."

by Urbaniak February 26, 2013

Barbism

The religion of St Onika Maraj.

Hey what religion do you follow?
Barbism (The best religion)

by Hagrid994 January 16, 2021

bassism

Prejudice against bass players.

Man, I'm tired of all this bassism around here.

by Dylan Giddings October 27, 2007

Barbism

this religion is praying to the queen nicki minaj! she’s not only a god but also an inevitable queen. ⚠️🦄NICKI MINAJ IS COMING🦄⚠️ITS NOT TOO LATE TO SAVE YOURSELF🦄 ⚠️REPENT YOUR SINS⚠️🦄NICKI LOVES YOU ALL🦄⚠️.

“omg her coochie good i bet she’s barbism. only barbz have that goodie cooch”

by Barbie💅🏻 January 21, 2021

Barbism

Barbism is a religion for following bars they believe that Nicki Minaj is there God, I am Ariana Grande there Jesus. It’s the truth

Hey what’s your religion oh my religion is Barbism

by Nicki is put gods February 4, 2021

Basism

The religious practice of following the diety #BaseddGod, sometimes even to an extreme.

Anthony: Hey, John, what's your religion?
John: Basism
Anthony: Wtf is that?
John: ?!?!?!?!?! omgwtf, it's where you let #baseddgod fuck your bitch. He has swag to the maximum, swag on a hundred thousand, hundred trillion, OH god damn #baseddgod...

by MaryCherryPoppins March 22, 2012

barnism

1. A distinctive doctrine or theory that there are inherent differences between peoples from barn habitats, those peoples from areas of high barn to people ratios, and those who originate from barnless areas.
2. A belief in that the relationship between barn and person leads to a mental deficiency in the realm of tolerable social norms including but not limited to literacy and theft of edible goods.
3. Hatred or intolerance towards those who live in or near barns or who have a cultural affinity towards barns.

“Where you raised in a barn?”
“Wow you are very intolerant, that’s barnism!”

by Managainstbarnintolerence January 15, 2009