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Barberton 

A small town near Akron, Ohio, that modeled itself after rural Kentucky. Claims to have more toothless women and in-bred dumb-fucks, than any place on Earth. (trailer park central)
AKA, Barbertucky
The chicken sucks
Average level of education: 6th grade.
Whew! This place smells like Barberton.
Barberton by skinser May 4, 2004

Barbertuckian Handshake

See hand job. How women greet strangers in Barberton.
I met this girl at club energy yesterday. I wasnt expecting to get a barbertuckian handshake.

barberton 

Y'know anybody from barberton?

Barberton sucks.
barberton by mickey l brown January 30, 2008

barbertress 

Friend: Hey are you going to get your hair cut?

Me: yes, by my favorite barbertress

barbertology 

He went to school and got his barbertology certificate.
barbertology by Tylerthebarber February 26, 2017

Barbertha 

A middle-aged white woman who spends her free time judging you while drinking a full glass of wine. Karen's best friend and fellow book club member.
"Barbertha yelled at me because I stepped within 12 feet of her property."

"Did she call the cops?"

"No, she sat in her lawn chair and glared at me."