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Barbertha 

A middle-aged white woman who spends her free time judging you while drinking a full glass of wine. Karen's best friend and fellow book club member.
"Barbertha yelled at me because I stepped within 12 feet of her property."

"Did she call the cops?"

"No, she sat in her lawn chair and glared at me."
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Baberaham Lincoln 

What a hot woman's name would be if she were a president.
If she were a president, she would be Baberaham Lincoln!

Barbershop Quartet 

A very awesome group of four men who each sing a different part (Tenor Lead Bari Bass) and do not, contrary to popular belief, wear striped vests and those weird hats. they are part of the barbershop harmony society. Some of the best quartets in the world are Ringmasters (from Sweden), Musical Island Boys (from New Zealand), OC Times (from US and 2008 international quartet champions), Vocal Spectrum, Monkey Magic, Happiness Emporium and Crossroads (from US and 2009 international quartet champions). Also the Dapper Dans of disneyland are a quartet
Wow, that barbershop quartet is the coolest most awesome thing I've ever heard!!!

Baberham Lincoln 

Movie reference
Wayne's World

Used when defining a lady who is a babe.
Garth: If she were a president, she would be Baberham Lincoln.

I'm voting for Baberham Lincoln.
Baberham Lincoln by Elysian Wheels November 2, 2010

baberaham lincoln 

A noun meaning "Total babe," also used as an adjective to describe an incredibly hot girl.
"If you were a president, you'd be Baberaham Lincoln!"
"Dude, look at that Baberaham Lincoln girl over there!"
baberaham lincoln by sdb2404 February 8, 2005

italian barbershop 

When you ejaculate in a woman's hair and slick it back like italian mobsters' hair
That freaky girl let me give her an Italian Barbershop last night; she looked like she was ready to pistolwhip someone after i was done with her.
italian barbershop by mJimmay00 October 23, 2006

barbershop pole 

Normal barber shop pole from Smosh that surprisingly has a crush with Ian Hecox
Anthony:Hey Ian, How is it with you and the barbershop pole; Ian: Shut up... we're fine.
barbershop pole by SmoshDude2k February 8, 2014
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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