Certificate 

In School:
-The only thing you get from winning a school event.

-A useless piece of paper you can win and brag about with other students.

Other Situations:
-A piece of paper proving something you have or own is yours.

-Common types are Birth, Marriage and Death.

-I won a certificate at a school competition today, the fuck am I gonna do with this? You think I burnt half of my life in training for this moment only to get this thing?
-Here's a certificate of me winning firsr place. Suck it.

-Dude, that thing is mine, I have proof here, a certificate with specific date and my signature and such...

-I got my birth certificate today now I can apply for this school.

Certificate by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam July 2, 2018

certificate of inoppolity 

A type of certificate required when transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode

A tax cloded account cannot receive glarded funds without an inoppolity certificate.

I need an innopolity certificate for the fund -- as I understand it is glarded.

What is mean of Certificate of Inoppolity? What is Certificate of Inoppolity?

certificate of inoppolity by T.W.B March 20, 2021

Certificate hunter 

Person that tries to cover the lack of skills in a certain field by collecting as many certificates as possible.

This certificate hunter cannot even write a single line of code.

Certificate hunter by petrkek May 27, 2021

Certificate of Deposit

Euphimism for used toilet paper

Certificate of Deposit by Anonymous September 24, 2003

Certificate slut 

A certificate slut is someone who continuously get cheap internet classes and certifies them self in different things in order to appear more intelligent than they are. A certificate slut pays for class after class in order to get their accomplishments and certificates posted on social media.

This certificate slut pays 14.99 for a class and thinks she's an expert on everything.

I never met a certificate slut before. She spent her whole paycheck on internet degrees that take two days to complete and then ours on their resume like they graduated Harvard.

Don't listen to that certificate slut. She only takes classes in order to be an expert on everything to impress guys into thinking she's smart.

A certificate slut has a banging body and is hot and yet no self esteem so she gets online certificates to make others think she has a brain.

Certificate slut by Overeducatedunderachievinglose August 10, 2020

certificate of proficiency 

A worthless piece of paper given to an underachiever (or someone over 30 years old with at least one divorce under their belt) from the highly prestigious Community College arena . This piece of paper proudly demonstrates the receiver’s lack of brains and discipline to go to an actual College and receive an actual degree. See also, Participation Award.

“I got my Certificate of Proficiency in Mechatronics Operations in the mail finally!”
Friend: “And you’re proud of that, wow.”

certificate of proficiency by rrrrrrrrrfgrrrrgfdgdfgdfgdfgFF January 26, 2020

Certificate monkey

Someone who has millions of certificates but lacks any sort of hand on skills.

Boss: Did you find any candidate to interview?
HR Exec: Nah. Just certificate monkeys.

Certificate monkey by Boo-G January 14, 2019