In School:
-The only thing you get from winning a school event.

-A useless piece of paper you can win and brag about with other students.

Other Situations:
-A piece of paper proving something you have or own is yours.

-Common types are Birth, Marriage and Death.
-I won a certificate at a school competition today, the fuck am I gonna do with this? You think I burnt half of my life in training for this moment only to get this thing?
-Here's a certificate of me winning firsr place. Suck it.

-Dude, that thing is mine, I have proof here, a certificate with specific date and my signature and such...

-I got my birth certificate today now I can apply for this school.
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CompTIA A+ certification validates foundation-level knowledge and skills necessary for a career in PC support. It is the starting point for a career. The international, vendor-neutral certification proves competence in areas such as installation, preventative maintenance, networking, security and troubleshooting.
The A+ Certification was the hardest multiple choice test i have ever taken. I'm surprised I even passed.
by I Passed August 11, 2011
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A strange word invented by The Administrator, who has the power to do such things. It means "holding a certificate relating to the fields of aviation or aviation maintenance."
"Certificated!? Is that even a real word?"
by Da Moose November 12, 2003
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A type of certificate required when transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode
A tax cloded account cannot receive glarded funds without an inoppolity certificate.

I need a certificate of innopolity for the fund -- as I understand it is glarded.

Please provide me with a certificate of inoppolity, since the funds are glarded and my account is in a tax clode

What is mean of Certificate of Inoppolity? What is Certificate of Inoppolity?
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A type of certificate required when transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode
A tax cloded account cannot receive glarded funds without an inoppolity certificate.

I need an innopolity certificate for the fund -- as I understand it is glarded.

What is mean of Certificate of Inoppolity? What is Certificate of Inoppolity?
by T.W.B March 20, 2021
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Person that tries to cover the lack of skills in a certain field by collecting as many certificates as possible.
This certificate hunter cannot even write a single line of code.
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Another term for the condom that you keep in your wallet.
(Like how a birth certificate proves your birth, a condom can prove your girth)
My friend not only keeps a copy of his birth certificate in his wallet, but he also carrys a girth certificate with him at all times...just in case.
by Bloodied Shadow April 4, 2018
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