barbecuing 

To grill a person(s) on specific details pertaining to their interests or hobbies. If said person does not know the answer to even one question, then they cannot truly be interested in said hobbies.

Woman: I was reading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire the other night...
Man: Oh really, you read Harry Potter? Well, what did Dumbledore say to Harry in Ch. 17? And what was the chapter name?
Woman: He asked Harry calmly if he put his name in the Goblet of Fire, and the Chapter title is The Four Champions.
Man: Ha! You're not a real fan if you didn't say the page and line number!
Woman: Fuck you Dave! Barbecuing is only fun when you bring meat. Clearly, I'm the only one here with any meat to speak of. Yeah that's right, your dick is nonexistent, as well as this scenario. Harry Potter is a really popular character nowadays, but I guess this situation could be altered for other forms of interests and hobbies.

barbecuing by afaceinspace October 23, 2020

barbecuing alone 

having a good old fashioned wank

1) that picture you gave me worked as lighter fluid for when i was barbecuing alone

2) my mum caught me barbecuing alone

barbecuing alone by ledengary March 25, 2013

Barbecuing alone 

The definition of “masturbation by your self”

As James “Jimmy” Maloney once said “my most embarrassing moment was mum walking in on me barbecuing alone”

Barbecuing alone by Brinddy October 14, 2021

barbecuing a loan 

Male masturbation

Oh mate my mum walked in and I was barbecuing a loan, worst thing ever!

barbecuing a loan by Blake00 March 28, 2013

Barbecunion 

The act of marriage or performing nuptials combined with BBQ and Beer

I was invited to a great barbecunion! Brisket, Beers and Vows! Ain't nothing better!

Barbecunion by NotDrDre May 16, 2016

barbecunion 

Getting hitched simultaneously cooking insane amounts of meats over an open flame.

That was a wicked barbecunion.

barbecunion by NotDrDre May 16, 2016

barbering

VERB
A counter offer to a trade in fantasy sports that is so horrible there are no words, also effectively ending all negotiations from moving forward.

Examples; "There is no one on this guys team I want, I'm gonna barber this trade."

"I tried to make that deal work but they barbered me."

"There is no one on this guys team I want, I'm barbering this trade."

"I tried to make that deal work but they barbered me."

barbering by not me, a friend October 1, 2014