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O'Malley's Bar

O'Malley's Bar is a place where bad shit goes down. People originally went there when they had a thirst, but after a while it slid into disrepair and all sorts of fiends started swalling there. There was a strange aura about the place, it was a local pub run by O'Malley, his horrible fish-faced wife and his duaghter Siobhan. Siobhan could pull a sweet wee pint, but still got grief off all of the dicks and scumbags that descended on O'Malley's. You know the type, the kind of guy who pays a whore to let him walrus, scissor and Birmignham booty call her.

Anyways, O'Malley's got pretty vicious one night. Some guy came in and basically shot the shit out of everyone in it. All the locals - Mr. Brookes, Richardson, O'Malley's family and many more - were blasted to hell by some absolute headcase. He even had an erection when the cops found him. O'Malley's got shut down soon after and the murderer served 60 hours of community service and is currently taking anger management classes.
Cardinal: Fatt Catt, you wanna go to O'Malley's Bar tonight?

Fatt Catt: Did you not hear about the shit that went down in their last night? Jerry Bellows got slammed with an ash-tray the size of a really big fuckin' brick. All sorts of boyos got wrecked.

Cardinal: Lucky we went to club trax in our fat man pants, eh?
O'Malley's Bar by Nick Cave August 16, 2010

nun's bar 

a saying used to stop people who should not be hooking up from doing so

in general any situation where something is prohibited, should be followed with people saying "nun's bar"

can be accompanied with a jumping forward and crossing arms in front of each other, as an umpire would do at a baseball game
"omg! don't hook up with him! nun's bar!!!"
nun's bar by the whirlwind November 10, 2008
A cadbury chocolate bar that has cute post scripts on. You often give it to someone you like or love.
Charné: Hey I bought you a p.s bar.
Tayla: What does it say?
Charné: I love you.
Tayla: Really ?!
Charné : No but I do...
p.s bar by C_Griz October 26, 2019

Tommy’s bar

A horrendous Kareoke spot X graveyard for our beloved bakes who died in vain strapped to 3 litres of sex on the beach.
You went to worlds worst bar. Oh that must’ve been Tommy’s bar
Tommy’s bar by Murderbakes September 20, 2021

bully's bar and grill 

A t-shirt commonly worn by a kid in H.S.
billy has worn his Bully's Bar and Grill t-shirt the past 3 days.

adam herron's puff bar 

a puff bar that is not actually adam herron's puff bar but was infact acquired using illicit ways and means.
Person 1: "Have you seen my puff bar?"
Person 2: "I think you mean adam herron's puff bar"