Baptoe 

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Noah fucking baptoe, ga rijst chappen neef.

Baptoe by Baptoe August 19, 2020

Bapto-fascist 

Any evangelical, particularly of the Baptist faith, who advocates hatred of those who do not subscribe to the strictures of his or her own particular faith. Bapto-fascists are well known for being advocates of neoconservative platforms and frequently extol the benefits of gay-bashing and ethnic cleansing. Of course all of this nonsense is committed in the name of God and Jesus Christ.

The Reverend Tom Cangelo is a prime example of a Bapto-fascist; he hates anybody who doesn't vote Republican and thinks wiping out Muslims is a bad idea.

Bapto-fascist by Blenderhead1971 August 15, 2008

Baptofascist 

(n.) A radical authoritarian ideology fusing (usually Southern) Baptist values with extreme right-wing politics. Baptofascists tend to be the sort of (white) folks who put the Rebel Battleflag on their pick-up truck, use the n-word frequently, and believe in the Rapture. They also mininimize women's role ("Cookin' and cleanin' and servin' their husbands every whim"), are vehemently homo-phobic, and aren't shy about approaching total strangers to ask them if they have yet to accept Jesus Christ as their personal savior. All true Baptofascists are registered Republican, of course. All are pro-second ammendment, against gay marriage, and anti-women's reproductive rights. Baptofascists frequently can be found within earshot of an AM radio spewing Rush Limbaugh's philosophy of hate or The Sean Hannity show. They do not, however, listen to Glenn Beck, because he is a Mormon. Mormons are in league with Satan, silly.

I'm more uncomfortable in these briefs than a Baptofascist at a Gay Pride parade.

Baptofascist by Blenderhead91 March 28, 2009

bapoe 

Someone who takes good care of people, probably has big testacles and undefeatable in battle because they are very strong.

Wow, Harry has saved me of the bad people so many times. What a Bapoe!!!

bapoe by OlavTheBapoe September 28, 2018

Baptemal 

A living legend who’s made mistakes

U absolute fucking baptemal

Baptemal by Conor, Oisin, Jack October 27, 2019

The Bartoe

The act of fucking enormous hidious looking girls either in the butt or in their smelly pink taco stands, thereafter giving them the play action fake.

While listening to his will smith cd, MIKE FORD walked in on his roomate giving the bartoe. He immedialy left the room with a smile on his face and a buldge in his pants. SICK FUCK!!!!!

The Bartoe by luke February 16, 2005

Bapterodactyl 

A badass pterodactyl.

Damn that Bapterodactyl just owned that Pedophilia Rapeasaurus Rex!!

Bapterodactyl by Randomxhumor May 1, 2011