BankPod

A phone folder containing banking, payment, budgeting, finance, and investing apps.

“My BankPod has Chase, Cash App, PayPal, Venmo, and my investing apps.”

“I put all my money apps into the BankPod.”

“Whenever I need to transfer money or check balances, I open the BankPod.”

“The BankPod keeps banking and finance apps in one place.”

by Leviath Pro March 29, 2026

bankporno

Bankporno is the result of an ATM having an orgasm and spitting out money.

Hella: "Is this bankporno?"
Rene: "Is the ATM cuming?"

by Muofdua January 24, 2025

Bankpost

A goalpost‑moving tactic that demands the target demonstrate mastery of arcane financial or banking concepts before their economic views can be considered. The perpetrator insists that without a deep understanding of fractional reserve banking, monetary transmission mechanisms, or Basel accords, the target’s opinion is worthless. When the target does research and engages, the standard shifts to “real world experience” or “executive decision‑making.” Bankpost is a way to gatekeep economic debate behind specialized knowledge that most people cannot easily acquire.

Example: “She read three books on central banking to prepare. When she cited them, he said ‘that’s academic—you don’t know how it actually works in the markets.’ Bankpost: no amount of knowledge is ever enough.”

by Abzugal April 1, 2026