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Bang Drunk 

Descriptive term for the first part of a sexual relationship.

Bang drunkeness is easily to spot. You don't care about anything but the crotch of your "love" and you will cancel plans, stand up friends, miss work, birthday parties, meals and social interaction with other human beings. You spend your time balls deep. And you don't give a toss about anything except banging the hell out of your "love"

You tend to sober up when they start talking about other things and telling you their useless opinions.
"Where's Geoff?? We rescheduled this on his say so and he's not here!"

"With Rose I bet. The guy is totally bang drunk"
Bang Drunk by MagickDio September 28, 2011
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Bang energy drink 

The best energy drinks for Kyles and Chads. Until it got taken over by some tiktok pussies that got their first ever sponsor it was the energy drink for only the realest mfs.
You ain't a real man until you've drank Rainbow Unicorn Bang energy drink.

Bang Energy Drink 

An energy drink with no calories or sugar, however loaded with aculfame potassium, sodium benzoate, and disodium edta which are all patrolium derivatives that cause cancer, liver damage and various other DNA damaging properties! But don't worry it's approved by the fda. ;)
Person 1: Bang Energy Drink is the healthiest energy drink!

Person 2: no... just no
Bang Energy Drink by hamshanks December 5, 2018

Bang energy bang boom sip bang bang boom πŸ’₯ drink 

Five-hour energy, inside a can
High guy: gimme some Bang energy bang boom sip bang bang boom πŸ’₯ drink
guy 2: you’re fucking high