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Bandwidth Bandit 

A person who upon entering a building depletes the entire area of all the bandwidth therefore slowing down everyone's internet.
Greg walked into the dorm and my internet just stopped working because he is a bandwidth bandit.
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bandwidth bandits

During filesharing, people who suddenly jump in to download from you whilst you just want that one last file!
"Great! I'm at 68KB - What! Those damn bandwidth bandits have cut my throughput down to 8K!"
bandwidth bandits by scott October 29, 2003

trappin out the bandwith 

Trappin out the bandwith means to illegally download music from illegitimate websites. This usually comes about by not wanting to pay for albums, streaming services or online vendors. Thus you use your internet to download music.
"Drakes new album came out but i only fuck with 3 songs so im going to be trappin out the bandwith this weekend and listen to it in the car"

Bandwitch 

A person who hogs all the bandwidth of an internet connection or who has a very good connection. Also used as a curse in online games.
Arrrgh... headshot again? you damn bandwitch!
Bandwitch by LPB2000 January 22, 2010

bandwith 

Something the internet had before it became a distributor of porn
Nigga stole my bandwith!
bandwith by Border Patrol Man April 17, 2005

Bandwitch 

A person or program that hogs all the bandwidth so you cannot play multiplayer games or download anything.
Your torrent is such a bandwitch turn it off.

Stop torrenting shit you damn bandwitch!
Bandwitch by paperzzzzz October 31, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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