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band boy 

Band boy very similar to a "emo boy" often including the dark layered hair going to the left or right, tight black skinny jeans but with a band shirt or sweater and their wrists containing lots of band bracelets
Guy 1: "wow bro you look like such a emo boy"
Guy2:"damn it I wanted to look more like a band boy time to go back to hottopic and buy some more band bracelets"
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band boy ass 

1) Fantasy of millions of inmates. 2) Astronomical amount of increast sexual prowace.
My new car is going to bring me some band boy ass!
band boy ass by Thibodeaux June 12, 2003

Boy Band Theory 

The theory that in any given boy band, two of the members are gay for each other. Begun by crazed fangirls . You can see examples of this by going to Youtube and typing in a live performance by a band, and checking the comments. This is followed by name combination.
Boy Band Theory:
Ex1: MCR: Frank Iero+ Gerard way= Freard
Ex2: P!ATD Ryan ross+ Brendon Urie = Rydon
Boy Band Theory by Mr.ToeDuck January 16, 2011

Boy Band Effect 

The boy band effect is the phenomenon when a group of 3 or more boys of mediocre looks are hanging out together in a bar, mall, sporting event etc. When alone the boys would not merit a second glance from a nearby female but when together their averageness combines to form a cute cluster of males like that of a boy band. Works best when one guy is actually good looking. The boy band effect pulls up the ranking of looks the same way a British accent, suit, instrument or baby/puppy would. See cheerleader effect for female equivalent.
Jessica - "Lets go talk to those guys they're cute!"
Tory - "No, look closer"
Jessica - "You're right only one is cute - total boy band effect - bummer"

gods favorite boy band 

the band waterparks. they are god’s favourite.
awsten: “god’s favorite f*cking boy band, pray to be important”

person1: omg have you heard of the band waterparks?????
person 2: yeah they’re gods favorite boy band
gods favorite boy band by raeissleepy December 30, 2020
a group(usually 4 or 5) sissy boys who do NOT play instruments. sing crappy pop music; stupid gay love songs that they didn't even write themselves. only pre-teens and teenie boopers like them.
see:

n*sync or backsteet boys

boy bands suck
boy band by Heather April 22, 2005
Noun- When you wear tight pants or pull your pants up so they are snug against your groin, highlighting your package for all the world to see.
Michael wouldn't get off the phone with his girlfriend, so we all showed him our boy bands to distract him.
Boy Band by EDKirk November 27, 2011
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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