Colossal Shitstorm

A shitstorm of such epically huge proportions that it blocks out the sun and throws the world into a stinky, everlasting night. Metaphorically, of course.
My mom found my Perc 30's. She is sharpening a knife, and my dad is preparing to waterboard me. What a colossal shitstorm I have screwed myself into!
by EDKirk January 19, 2011
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Boy Band

Noun- When you wear tight pants or pull your pants up so they are snug against your groin, highlighting your package for all the world to see.
Michael wouldn't get off the phone with his girlfriend, so we all showed him our boy bands to distract him.
by EDKirk June 07, 2011
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Smoothie

A Smoothie is someone with a smooth brain, who is stupid. Koala bears have smooth brains instead of wrinkled brains and are notoriously stupid animals.
"Bugga me m8, looks loik we got ourselves a propa smoothie!"

"This comment section is full of smoothies."
by EDKirk March 14, 2019
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GESARA/NESARA

Originally referred to the National Economic Security And Recovery Act, which was a proposed economic reform that never gained any traction.

Now it is a conspiracy theory being pushed by a cultist and believed by QAnon-adjacent morons. It's usually referred to as NESARA/GESARA and the G stands for Global because they think there's a one world government or some shit.

Statistically speaking, if you know someone who believes the NESARA/GESARA conspiracy, that person is most likely the stupidest person you've ever met.
"Did you hear that Donald Trump is still president and that he will enact the GESARA/NESARA to save us from economic ruin?"

"Mom, grandpa is talking about conspiracy theories again, I think he's sundowning!"
by EDKirk June 15, 2023
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fammoly

An attempt at cleverness (the word ammo haphazardly shoved into the word family). Bootlickers use this term to refer to their fellow bootlickers. People who use this term have an IQ that is measured in fractions
Grandma isn't looking so good. Better call the fammoly to take her out back and shoot her
by EDKirk September 18, 2020
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Hillbilly pencil holder

The buttcrack. You can keep your pencils there, if you flex.
I bent over to pick up the pencil I dropped, but my friend stuck his pencil in my crack and yelled "hillbilly pencil holder!"
by EDKirk May 07, 2011
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Chillicothe Cannon Ball

When you put both balls into a girls (or guy's, we don't judge) asshole and s/he farts them back out. A satisfactory "pop" can be heard if done correctly
I was feeling a little adventurous so I had my girlfriend give me a Chillicothe Cannon Ball
by EDKirk February 14, 2012
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