Hillbilly pencil holder

The buttcrack. You can keep your pencils there, if you flex.

I bent over to pick up the pencil I dropped, but my friend stuck his pencil in my crack and yelled "hillbilly pencil holder!"

by EDKirk June 01, 2011

Smoothie

A Smoothie is someone with a smooth brain, who is stupid. Koala bears have smooth brains instead of wrinkled brains and are notoriously stupid animals.

"Bugga me m8, looks loik we got ourselves a propa smoothie!"

"This comment section is full of smoothies."

by EDKirk March 14, 2019

Boy Band

Noun- When you wear tight pants or pull your pants up so they are snug against your groin, highlighting your package for all the world to see.

Michael wouldn't get off the phone with his girlfriend, so we all showed him our boy bands to distract him.

by EDKirk November 27, 2011

fammoly

An attempt at cleverness (the word ammo haphazardly shoved into the word family). Bootlickers use this term to refer to their fellow bootlickers. People who use this term have an IQ that is measured in fractions

Grandma isn't looking so good. Better call the fammoly to take her out back and shoot her

by EDKirk September 17, 2020

Booty

When used as an adjective, it means something undesirable, sketchy, or untrue. Completely interchangeable with bullshit.

She said you were her first? That's booty.

What a load of booty.

This place is booty, let's go choke ourselves in the shower.

by EDKirk January 20, 2011

Party-fuck

Verb- A synonym for gangbang.

I'm going to get three of my best friends and party-fuck you like a sophomore at a private school.

by EDKirk November 27, 2011

Colossal Shitstorm

A shitstorm of such epically huge proportions that it blocks out the sun and throws the world into a stinky, everlasting night. Metaphorically, of course.

My mom found my Perc 30's. She is sharpening a knife, and my dad is preparing to waterboard me. What a colossal shitstorm I have screwed myself into!

by EDKirk January 20, 2011