EDKirk's definitions

GESARA/NESARA

Originally referred to the National Economic Security And Recovery Act, which was a proposed economic reform that never gained any traction.

Now it is a conspiracy theory being pushed by a cultist and believed by QAnon-adjacent morons. It's usually referred to as NESARA/GESARA and the G stands for Global because they think there's a one world government or some shit.

Statistically speaking, if you know someone who believes the NESARA/GESARA conspiracy, that person is most likely the stupidest person you've ever met.

"Did you hear that Donald Trump is still president and that he will enact the GESARA/NESARA to save us from economic ruin?"

"Mom, grandpa is talking about conspiracy theories again, I think he's sundowning!"

by EDKirk June 14, 2023

fammoly

An attempt at cleverness (the word ammo haphazardly shoved into the word family). Bootlickers use this term to refer to their fellow bootlickers. People who use this term have an IQ that is measured in fractions

Grandma isn't looking so good. Better call the fammoly to take her out back and shoot her

by EDKirk September 17, 2020

Smoothie

A Smoothie is someone with a smooth brain, who is stupid. Koala bears have smooth brains instead of wrinkled brains and are notoriously stupid animals.

"Bugga me m8, looks loik we got ourselves a propa smoothie!"

"This comment section is full of smoothies."

by EDKirk March 14, 2019

Missouri Compromise

When you're mom isn't feeling it tonight so you have to fuck your aunt

After I turned off Fox News for the evening I was disappointed I had to make the Missouri Compromise.

I don't mind a Missouri Compromise. #MAGA

by EDKirk March 14, 2019

Chillicothe Cannon Ball

When you put both balls into a girls (or guy's, we don't judge) asshole and s/he farts them back out. A satisfactory "pop" can be heard if done correctly

I was feeling a little adventurous so I had my girlfriend give me a Chillicothe Cannon Ball

by EDKirk April 4, 2012

Party-fuck

Verb- A synonym for gangbang.

I'm going to get three of my best friends and party-fuck you like a sophomore at a private school.

by EDKirk November 27, 2011

Boy Band

Noun- When you wear tight pants or pull your pants up so they are snug against your groin, highlighting your package for all the world to see.

Michael wouldn't get off the phone with his girlfriend, so we all showed him our boy bands to distract him.

by EDKirk November 27, 2011