EDKirk's definitions

Chillicothe Cannon Ball

When you put both balls into a girls (or guy's, we don't judge) asshole and s/he farts them back out. A satisfactory "pop" can be heard if done correctly

I was feeling a little adventurous so I had my girlfriend give me a Chillicothe Cannon Ball

by EDKirk April 4, 2012

Colossal Shitstorm

A shitstorm of such epically huge proportions that it blocks out the sun and throws the world into a stinky, everlasting night. Metaphorically, of course.

My mom found my Perc 30's. She is sharpening a knife, and my dad is preparing to waterboard me. What a colossal shitstorm I have screwed myself into!

by EDKirk January 20, 2011

fammoly

An attempt at cleverness (the word ammo haphazardly shoved into the word family). Bootlickers use this term to refer to their fellow bootlickers. People who use this term have an IQ that is measured in fractions

Grandma isn't looking so good. Better call the fammoly to take her out back and shoot her

by EDKirk September 17, 2020

Party-fuck

Verb- A synonym for gangbang.

I'm going to get three of my best friends and party-fuck you like a sophomore at a private school.

by EDKirk November 27, 2011

Boy Band

Noun- When you wear tight pants or pull your pants up so they are snug against your groin, highlighting your package for all the world to see.

Michael wouldn't get off the phone with his girlfriend, so we all showed him our boy bands to distract him.

by EDKirk November 27, 2011

Hillbilly pencil holder

The buttcrack. You can keep your pencils there, if you flex.

I bent over to pick up the pencil I dropped, but my friend stuck his pencil in my crack and yelled "hillbilly pencil holder!"

by EDKirk June 1, 2011

Missouri Compromise

When you're mom isn't feeling it tonight so you have to fuck your aunt

After I turned off Fox News for the evening I was disappointed I had to make the Missouri Compromise.

I don't mind a Missouri Compromise. #MAGA

by EDKirk March 14, 2019