banana bandit

A man who steals a boyfriend from another man or a woman.

"I hate Steve. I caught him having sex with my boyfriend, Fred. Steve is such a fucking banana bandit."

by deadapostle March 26, 2009

Banana Bandit

This is a racial term for a person of black skin or African origins, it is often used because of the racial stereotype of black people looking like monkeys.

Aww fuck, Banana Bandits stole m' sammich!

by Cayk September 20, 2010

Banana Bandit

Derogatory term for black person

Man you act like a banana bandit

by Stretch AKA Slim October 28, 2023

banana slug bandit

someone who participates in the act of coitus interruptus with total disregard for clothing and furniture, typically resulting in some type of stain resembling a banana slug trail, often the perpetrator is hard to uncover, thus dubbing them a bandit.

ex 1
man 1: dude whats that on your shirt?

man 2: oh shit!!!

man 1: dude, you shoulda changed before you went out today

ex 2
Jeff: you don't want to sit on that couch, the banana slug bandit struck last night!

by 1armwonder March 21, 2010

bananna bandit

A homosexual that tries to suck of straight men in front of their wives.

That bananna bandit walked right Bob's house and sucked his cock right in front of Jill.

by Skrilllz September 2, 2015

bandana bandits

There is an extremely awesome group of bandana bandits, if your not friends with them- you should be. I dont know how to tell you this..."we're kind of a big deal." Sam has firey red hair and he wishes he was a grand master. Jake loves boating shoes and enjoys throwing balls at girls. Andrew hates when people walk on the newly seeded grass and enjoys placing used underwear on people. Rachel pole dances and is half black. Cassy is Q-ed and eats things off the ground...enough said. Laura mistakens rocks for couples and is foreign. Steve is NOT a bandana bandit but his singing voice makes me want to give some one a white dragon! Pretty much we're awesome.

Person One: "did you see those kids with the bandanas last night?"
Person Two: "dude those are the bandana bandits... man I wish I was as cool as them"

Steve: "YOUR EYES"

Sam: "I wish I was a grand master"
The Grand masters: ha ha ha loser face.

by Laurizzzle September 20, 2008