banana bandit
"I hate Steve. I caught him having sex with my boyfriend, Fred. Steve is such a fucking banana bandit."
banana bandit by deadapostle March 26, 2009
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Banana Bandit
This is a racial term for a person of black skin or African origins, it is often used because of the racial stereotype of black people looking like monkeys.
Banana Bandit by Cayk September 20, 2010
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banana slug bandit
someone who participates in the act of coitus interruptus with total disregard for clothing and furniture, typically resulting in some type of stain resembling a banana slug trail, often the perpetrator is hard to uncover, thus dubbing them a bandit.
ex 1
man 1: dude whats that on your shirt?
man 2: oh shit!!!
man 1: dude, you shoulda changed before you went out today
ex 2
Jeff: you don't want to sit on that couch, the banana slug bandit struck last night!
man 1: dude whats that on your shirt?
man 2: oh shit!!!
man 1: dude, you shoulda changed before you went out today
ex 2
Jeff: you don't want to sit on that couch, the banana slug bandit struck last night!
banana slug bandit by 1armwonder March 21, 2010
bananna bandit
bananna bandit by Skrilllz September 2, 2015
bandana bandits
There is an extremely awesome group of bandana bandits, if your not friends with them- you should be. I dont know how to tell you this..."we're kind of a big deal." Sam has firey red hair and he wishes he was a grand master. Jake loves boating shoes and enjoys throwing balls at girls. Andrew hates when people walk on the newly seeded grass and enjoys placing used underwear on people. Rachel pole dances and is half black. Cassy is Q-ed and eats things off the ground...enough said. Laura mistakens rocks for couples and is foreign. Steve is NOT a bandana bandit but his singing voice makes me want to give some one a white dragon! Pretty much we're awesome.
Person One: "did you see those kids with the bandanas last night?"
Person Two: "dude those are the bandana bandits... man I wish I was as cool as them"
Steve: "YOUR EYES"
Sam: "I wish I was a grand master"
The Grand masters: ha ha ha loser face.
Person Two: "dude those are the bandana bandits... man I wish I was as cool as them"
Steve: "YOUR EYES"
Sam: "I wish I was a grand master"
The Grand masters: ha ha ha loser face.
bandana bandits by Laurizzzle September 20, 2008
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