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Adjective: Totally awesome; cool; rad
Noun: the best; the coolest; ready
Adjective: Those shoes are so bampff.
Noun: Your the bampff.

Are you bampff yet?
Bampff by Sandraaa Visollawy June 10, 2019
Words you can keep
A civilization of pro-slavers, anti-people monsters that support nothing but the most evil of ideals. People who live in Bampff are either enslaved or are the enslavers.
Well Bampff is just the worst country I’ve ever seen, the horrors those poor people endure there are just abysmal.
Bampff by Mr. Kraebs October 18, 2021
Related Words
Bampff Bamff Bampf bampfy
Balls around my fucking face

Founder and creator: Alex Sheridan
ah you killed me, BAMFF
BAMFF by Gansta Gumbie November 7, 2011
the sound nightcrawler makes when he teleports in the comics (bampf)

or

horny
Vagina's are fickle creatures. You have to treat them with respect. Yet, you have to stand at attention to attack them at any moment in case they get bampfy.
bampfy by zib August 19, 2004
Rihanna is a BAMFF
BAMFF by Ry is always Ryght January 22, 2019
Bampf is the sound that an old school SONY TV makes as it turns on. Once you have noted the sound you will begin to incorporate it as part of your vernacular. Once the word has taken hold it can be used ad nauseum. Can be used to replace almost any word.
Can be used to end a conversation.
Shut the bampf up!
BAMPF!

Why are you being such an asshole?
Bampf!
Bampf by 666 gals January 21, 2010
Massive, unruly, and/or unusually styled bouffant hair.

Also described as 'bed hair', 'camping hair', or a 'hair helmet'.
'Rob sort your bamff out!'
'Need to sort me bamff out, oud lad'
'Look at the state of that old woman's bamff!'
Bamff by Rich Wright August 23, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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