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the sound nightcrawler makes when he teleports in the comics (bampf)

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horny
Vagina's are fickle creatures. You have to treat them with respect. Yet, you have to stand at attention to attack them at any moment in case they get bampfy.
bampfy by zib August 19, 2004
Words you can keep
Nibbling on nipples while eating crisps
Damn Connor Bampy J 'd Sarah last night! Man gotta love ready salted
Bampy J by Cammie123456789 May 3, 2016
Related Words
bampfy Bamfy Bampff bampsy Bamafy BAMify Bampf Bampy J bumpfy spring bampsy
beyond cool, meaning on another level, if you aint bumpfy, you aint shit
Dayuum nigga, dat bumpfy
bumpfy by jjcarson943 January 3, 2017
BAMF means "Bad Ass Mother F***er". The Y- at the end means "Like a". Altogether, "Like a Bad Ass Mother F***er"
Thomas Jefferson, defender of the second amendment and founder of the United States of America, is bamfy.
Bamfy by ee_moss September 6, 2009
Bamfy can't be defined. It is a state of mind that transcends all lamfy-ness. But in case you're not bamfy enough to just get that (which is nothing to be ashamed of, few ever earn the honorable distinction of "bamfy"), the word is the adjective form of BAMF, meaning "Bad Ass Mother F***er". Among the ranks of the bamfy are the Dos Equis spokesman, David Tennant, and Chuck Norris. Oh yeah, and Mother Teresa. What a bamf.
The Doctor just saved the world for the bazillionth time and finally walked away from that lamfy Martha chick. What a bamfy bamf.
bamfy by albertacos June 6, 2010

spring bampsy  

its like a walk but a little more fancy, getting from point A to point B, without that much effort, sliding to the bus as they say, to skip run and walk all in one gangsta style
the cops were coming so i spring bampsy 'd out of that bitch
spring bampsy by tonelli December 20, 2007
Bampf is the sound that an old school SONY TV makes as it turns on. Once you have noted the sound you will begin to incorporate it as part of your vernacular. Once the word has taken hold it can be used ad nauseum. Can be used to replace almost any word.
Can be used to end a conversation.
Shut the bampf up!
BAMPF!

Why are you being such an asshole?
Bampf!
Bampf by 666 gals January 21, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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