Vagina's are fickle creatures. You have to treat them with respect. Yet, you have to stand at attention to attack them at any moment in case they get bampfy.
Bamfy can't be defined. It is a state of mind that transcends all lamfy-ness. But in case you're not bamfy enough to just get that (which is nothing to be ashamed of, few ever earn the honorable distinction of "bamfy"), the word is the adjective form of BAMF, meaning "Bad Ass Mother F***er". Among the ranks of the bamfy are the Dos Equis spokesman, David Tennant, and Chuck Norris. Oh yeah, and Mother Teresa. What a bamf.
The Doctor just saved the world for the bazillionth time and finally walked away from that lamfy Martha chick. What a bamfy bamf.
its like a walk but a little more fancy, getting from point A to point B, without that much effort, sliding to the bus as they say, to skip run and walk all in one gangsta style
the cops were coming so i spring bampsy 'd out of that bitch
Bampf is the sound that an old school SONY TV makes as it turns on. Once you have noted the sound you will begin to incorporate it as part of your vernacular. Once the word has taken hold it can be used ad nauseum. Can be used to replace almost any word.
Can be used to end a conversation.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*