Bampf is the sound that an old school SONY TV makes as it turns on. Once you have noted the sound you will begin to incorporate it as part of your vernacular. Once the word has taken hold it can be used ad nauseum. Can be used to replace almost any word.
Can be used to end a conversation.
Shut the bampf up!
BAMPF!

Why are you being such an asshole?
Bampf!
by 666 gals January 22, 2010
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