BAMFF 

Balls around my fucking face

Founder and creator: Alex Sheridan

ah you killed me, BAMFF

BAMFF by Gansta Gumbie November 7, 2011

BAMFF 

Badass mother fucking female

Rihanna is a BAMFF

BAMFF by Ry is always Ryght January 22, 2019

Bamff 

Massive, unruly, and/or unusually styled bouffant hair.

Also described as 'bed hair', 'camping hair', or a 'hair helmet'.

'Rob sort your bamff out!'
'Need to sort me bamff out, oud lad'
'Look at the state of that old woman's bamff!'

Bamff by Rich Wright August 23, 2006

Baffodile 

A girl that acts hype and thinks she's better than you but she is actually a big yam head

That suck kratches queens gyal is a big bumboclaat baffodile

Baffodile by ~Sugardaddydenz October 25, 2019

Baffroom 

A place where one goes to shower, wash hands. used the toliet. etc

Hey Sharhonda whee did lil Ray-Ray go? oh! he went to the baffroom.

Baffroom by marcma333021 September 12, 2009

bamfatron 

someone or something that exerts supreme bamfness.

wow! that fat guy with a machete is a bamfatron!

bamfatron by T money inda house August 17, 2009

Bullshit Baffles Brains 

A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.

Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!

Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.

Bullshit Baffles Brains by Eddy July 29, 2007