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(bam-ĕrt′)

v.tr.
1. To be unable to remember all of ones co-workers.
2. To treat with thoughtless inattention; neglect when bring food for co-workers
3. To leave behind intentionally food co-workers may otherwise wanted to enjoy.
4. To fail to mention, I’m picking up breakfast sandwiches.
“John Doe pulled a Bamert this morning and only picked up half of his co-workers doughnuts this morning.”
Bamert by SwainsWorld October 28, 2020
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An alert for a very large person. Came up when describing a french whale (balene) and an alert. Hence balert
BALERT!!! she'll push you off the sidewalk. Watch out!
Balert by Ced Ced November 1, 2008
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An ugly boy who gets a lot of action.
Look at that bagerto fine-ass Dana is with!
bagerto by Haley May 26, 2004
A skanky, nasty, BIG, ugly, girl who get freaky with 3-5 guys at the same time. She ruins relationships that were already in trouble.

A bagerta is also a girl who is way on the skanky that get a lot of sex and you don't know why because she is FUGLY!
Dang, man, look at that bagerta over there!
-I know man, I still bang her though.

Bumerton 

Noun.
A derogatory term for the city of Bremerton, Washington, due to its overall low living quality. Usually used by people of a more wealthy community of western Washington due to a heightened feeling of self importance because of their higher status.
1.
Speaker: Growing up in Bremerton...
Person 1: Bumerton? Jeez, what an armpit.
Person 2: Seriously.

2.
"The state is hiking cigarette taxes."
"Too bad for Bumerton."
"Haha. Those people are all addicted to nicotine. Suckers."
Bumerton by Faulah November 30, 2007

bakertucky

bakertucky also known as bakersfield(in california pendejos) is a city in central california, it is called bakertucky because it has a country feel in the middle of cali.
Your average california faggot: " I have to go to bakersfield, I hate that shithole!"
Me: " I live in bakertucky while your here hang out by the college at midnight trololololol"
bakertucky by Hickspanic423 September 8, 2012
A ride or die girl that you love and spoil. Babertons deserve princess treatment.
Baberton can you please turn the fan on.
baberton by kingblonde224 November 13, 2022
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