Balogna Man

An ancient and evil entity, on the same level as the boogie-man, but 10 times more terrifying and powerful. Balogna man is gonna get you tonight, he waits under your bed.

Shamay, the balogna man was after me lastnight, good thing I jumped under my covers, everybody knows blankets make you invincible and undetectable to the balogna man

Balogna Man by DooshBagg69 May 21, 2022

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Bologna Man

The bologna man is a "footballer" from Portugal, who stat pads mickey mouse goals against small teams like Bologna, Lecce, and Crotone, but then decides to ghost in the champions league against Ajax, Porto, and Lyon.

He also has an instinct to believe that the penalty area is a swimming pool and tends to dive in it.

I was born and raised in Bologna. My grandfather used to tell me stories about bologna man,a goblin from Portugal that travels to Italy when Bologna is playing. He scores 6 penalties and then disappears until the next Bologna game! I still have nightmares that he’s hiding in our stadium!

Bologna Man by Jose Mourinho is finished April 7, 2021

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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