Balogna Man 

An ancient and evil entity, on the same level as the boogie-man, but 10 times more terrifying and powerful. Balogna man is gonna get you tonight, he waits under your bed.

Shamay, the balogna man was after me lastnight, good thing I jumped under my covers, everybody knows blankets make you invincible and undetectable to the balogna man

Balogna Man by DooshBagg69 May 21, 2022

Bologna Man 

The bologna man is a "footballer" from Portugal, who stat pads mickey mouse goals against small teams like Bologna, Lecce, and Crotone, but then decides to ghost in the champions league against Ajax, Porto, and Lyon.

He also has an instinct to believe that the penalty area is a swimming pool and tends to dive in it.

I was born and raised in Bologna. My grandfather used to tell me stories about bologna man,a goblin from Portugal that travels to Italy when Bologna is playing. He scores 6 penalties and then disappears until the next Bologna game! I still have nightmares that he’s hiding in our stadium!

Bologna Man by Jose Mourinho is finished April 7, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016