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A Eunuch’s Ball Sack

This is an expression used to denote something that is irrelevant, useless or unfit for purpose. If you wanted to say someone was stupid, you could say “Her head is as empty as a eunuch’s ball sack.” If you wanted to say someone was useless, “He’s as much use as a eunuch’s ball sack.” Cowardly “If courage was balls you’d be a eunuch’s ball sack.” The expression is versatile and can be adapted to a wide variety of purposes.
Malcolm you are the epitome of a eunuch’s ball sack.

Ball’s Palsy 

When one testicle droops lower than the other. Can also be called Bell’s ballsy.
Ya see that dudes uneven nuts. Def case of Ball’s palsy.
Ball’s Palsy by Cracker Black October 10, 2020

gaggle of billy's 

Dude, did you see that gaggle of billy's licking the window of the book store?
gaggle of billy's by Cliffe009 January 3, 2017

baby ball's 

Someone who acts like they got baby balls or is scared to do something
Dude stop being a baby ball's nigga and just do it
baby ball's by willyblunt June 7, 2009

National punch someone in the ball’s day

Want to kick some balls but can’t wait for April 10th? October 29th is punch someone in the balls day! Just for you.
Hey Brett it’s National punch someone in the ball’s day

Billy’s Bolmph-‘Gin 

1. Short for William Taft IV’s Do-It-Yerself-Hand-Cranked-Bolmph-Engine. A mechanical apparatus invented during late 18th century by a southern plantation owner. Invention’s whose sole purpose is to stimulate the penis for masturbation. It consists of a wicker chair with an unsanded, unvarnished wooden box or cylinder that could be swiveled in place over the lap. Device was operated by a cast iron handle and crank on the right side to create a vibrating motion by turning a number of gears, sprockets and ratchets. Later models included a cast iron lever on the left side to simulate a pulling motion on the penis. When first tested by William in 1787 he was killed shortly after, when the lever broke off due to rapid pulling; and he drove several large wooden splinters into his pubic region, which became infected.
Billy’s Bolmph-‘Gin by Will April 14, 2006