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Ballvage 

When a man's balls are separated by the seam of his pants .
When Bill sat down on the chair, his panrs were so tight that you could see his ballvage .
Ballvage by Mrbizkit June 10, 2015
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ballbagery

The opposite of tomfoolery, when someone takes the fun out of the situation by being a ball bag!
That guy fraser has an Honours Degree in Ballbagery, what a dick.

Ballbagery sure was rife at that party last night!
ballbagery by Christopher R Smith December 14, 2008
A word to use when something sucks, hardcore...Or sucks balls...
Me:Can you come over tonight?
You:No, I have a lot to do before tomorrow...
Me:Ballage...
Ballage by TakeMeAway90 December 19, 2008
Ballage (pernounced BALL-IJ) is the same as cleavage but of a mans testes. Usually pertaining to a man with tight clothing so the form of the testes are visible or when the "balls" are shown.
"I saw this hot guy on tv the other day with major ballage." or:
"I think the new fashion trend should be for guys to have holes in their pants to show off their ballage."

Ballsage 

A massage applied to the balls.

Properly applied using the mouth.

Only applied to the balls, there is no fallace involved.
Guy: Dude, this camel ride on Trogdor was so rough, I need a ballsage

Girl (on knees with mouth open and arms raised in a heavenly fashion): I am ready to give you a ballsage.
Ballsage by Charles Dickens iv August 6, 2010
The art of grasping one's balls and massaging them. It's a massage if the testicles.
How come you never give me a ballage while I'm just laying around?
Ballage by DrewBH March 31, 2017

Major Ballage

means "wow this sucks" a word used to state how dissappointing or frusterated you are.
mom: Jacqui its time to go clean your room now, you cant go out until you do it

Jacqui: MAJOR BALLAGE
Major Ballage by Stephanie May 13, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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