Ballvage

When a man's balls are separated by the seam of his pants .

When Bill sat down on the chair, his panrs were so tight that you could see his ballvage .

by Mrbizkit June 10, 2015

ballbagery

The opposite of tomfoolery, when someone takes the fun out of the situation by being a ball bag!

That guy fraser has an Honours Degree in Ballbagery, what a dick.

Ballbagery sure was rife at that party last night!

by Christopher R Smith December 14, 2008

Ballage

A word to use when something sucks, hardcore...Or sucks balls...

Me:Can you come over tonight?
You:No, I have a lot to do before tomorrow...
Me:Ballage...

by TakeMeAway90 December 19, 2008

Ballage

Ballage (pernounced BALL-IJ) is the same as cleavage but of a mans testes. Usually pertaining to a man with tight clothing so the form of the testes are visible or when the "balls" are shown.

"I saw this hot guy on tv the other day with major ballage." or:
"I think the new fashion trend should be for guys to have holes in their pants to show off their ballage."

by Simone Sapphire Adell Anderson March 24, 2009

Ballsage

A massage applied to the balls.

Properly applied using the mouth.

Only applied to the balls, there is no fallace involved.

Guy: Dude, this camel ride on Trogdor was so rough, I need a ballsage

Girl (on knees with mouth open and arms raised in a heavenly fashion): I am ready to give you a ballsage.

by Charles Dickens iv August 6, 2010

Ballage

The art of grasping one's balls and massaging them. It's a massage if the testicles.

How come you never give me a ballage while I'm just laying around?

by DrewBH March 31, 2017

Major Ballage

means "wow this sucks" a word used to state how dissappointing or frusterated you are.

mom: Jacqui its time to go clean your room now, you cant go out until you do it

Jacqui: MAJOR BALLAGE

by Stephanie May 13, 2005