1. The awkward shaking, stepping motion that occurs when a male attempts to adjust the position of his genitalia while walking.
2. The act of performing the above action.
2. The act of performing the above action.
by FlyingxKnife December 5, 2010
Christopher Lee, wearing a skirt, stoically allowed himself a defiant Ballroom Dance in the face of oncoming traffic.
by 535 October 9, 2012
A kind of shimmy a man does, usually while standing up, in order to adjust the position of his genitals inside his pants.
His underwear was all bunched up, so Bob just did a ballroom dance to make his junk more comfortable.
by AdamAtom July 15, 2011
The horizontal ballroom dance is similar to the horizontal mambo (sex) except it is a lot classier. Classy people perform in the act of horizontal ballroom dance. Aka classy people sex
Thomas H. wants to horizontal ballroom dance but he is a hodonk boy from the south so he can only horizontal square dance.
by Abear510 September 16, 2013