A disease in which the Corona Virus is located in the testicular area. Symptoms include fiery pain in the testes and insanely amounts of itching around the sack.
Joe: Hey, why is Jerome out today?
Chase: I’m pretty sure he has Ballrona
Joe: Oh damn!
Someone who has a baloon fetish, the act of sexual relations involving a balloon, these including hugging and stroking the balloon as well as the act of the popping the balloon
Balloonatics enjoy videos of women who sit on balloons to pop them
A term used to describe a near obsessive fan of the band Muse. Term comes from the firstsong Muse recorded, Twin, which was originally titled Balloonatic.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!