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Ball Riding 

When you think you know all about ball and think you have required ball knowledge to make ridiculous claims about soccer

Usually people do this when they talk about their favorite soccer players or soccer teams
Dumbass : Dude player1 is literally so much better than player2 in soccer
Smart Person : Nigga you are literally ball riding right now
Ball Riding by RealSmartGuy September 25, 2022

ball raiding 

v: The act of an individual fondling another individual's testicles while they are asleep. Extreme's might even be taken to ensure maximum humiliation, i.e. placing a post-it not on the raidee saying "You have been raided."

n: Ball raider-one who raids balls.
Jorgen: I gave Erik a good ball raiding last night.

Rutherford: No way!

Jorgen: Totally did! He awoke with a start and cupped his junk!

Rutherford: Shit!
ball raiding by Aaron Johanson December 9, 2008

urban bullriding 

similar to bullriding, but with people. most commonly practiced in urban areas, an urban bullrider will mount (jump on) a suitable and unsuspecting candidate, and ride them for as long as possible
Me and Chris did some urban bullriding in london. I jumped on this huge dude on the millenium bridge and rode him for at least 12 seconds.
urban bullriding by missy ingham November 1, 2010

mechanical bullriding contest 

Slam-dunk contest for white people
1. The mechanical bullriding contest in Urban Cowboy is a rare glimpse into the nocturnal activities of white people.
2. "Say Billy and Jeb, I'm fixin' to go the bullriding contest at Gilley's tonight. Y'all goin'?"

Backwards Bullriding Cowgirl 

Paige loves backwards bullriding cowgirl.

Bullriding 

When a friend follows your lie without provocation.
Joffery: Hey Sebastian, great work with the bullriding back there. Harriet was really getting on my case about Leia's party last night.
Bullriding by Hotdogonastick3636 February 20, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026