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Ball Queef 

When a man sits down in such fashion to where the balls drift down the inside of the thighs with subtle friction on the decent, creating an encapsulated and pressured air space that then escapes through the pockets of skin that encompasses it.

This typically happens when the balls are smooth and/or moist, most commonly occurring after taking a shower or sweating profusely and sitting down on a bed.
"I just sat down half criss-crossed and heard my balls queef. It felt like a fart, but the air was so thin and cool."

"Dude, did you just hear that guy sit down? He totally had a ball queef."
Ball Queef by Machiavellian Tupé October 24, 2017
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ball queef 

when a woman queefs on a mans balls during sex.
Hey Jordan i hear Haleigh queefed on ur balls last night.
Yeah it was such a good ball queef
ball queef by Michael Mead November 2, 2007

extreme queef ball 

dodging fruit which has been fired from a vagina via queefing
Tom:Hey, do you fancy a game of extreme queef ball?
Maxine:Hell yeah mother fucker, you're going down
extreme queef ball by Franksy May 12, 2009

queef ball fight 

A fight with queef balls. Women utilize their ability to have multiple orgasms in order to lob queef balls and queef nuggets alike at each other at a slumber party. THis is even more dangerous than sharing needles and Mr. Happy's warns docotors as "intense queeftasticular cancer spreading occurs". Women involved retort "its all jolly good fun, go screw yourself and let us fire queefy goodness through our vaginal cavities at each other". both parties refused further comment.
I went to a lumber party and me and my friends had a queef ball fight. After ten orgys i fainted but still won.
queef ball fight by Mindaulgaus March 25, 2007

ball cleavage queef 

OOH....I just ball cleavage queefed in that hoes mouth.

Butch Queen First Time At A Ball 

A phrase that was originally noted by the LEGENDARY Paris Dupree in the multiple award winning documentary entitled "Paris is Burning,"as a category for masculine looking drag queens who have never been to a ball and therefore arrive looking BUTCH.

The phrase has become popular recently and is used to describe females and males alike who try to dress fem, but who's masculine traits always shine through.
NeNe Leaks showed up at Award Show looking like a "Butch Queen First Time at a Ball."

ballqueef 

the sound your balls make when they get suctioned to your leg
yo what was that sound?

-oh, i just ballqueefed.
ballqueef by bigballedchef January 26, 2011
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