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Baldylox
Man "Hey, Baldylox!"
Cancer Patient "Don't call me that!"
Man "Why not, Baldylox?"
Cancer Patient "..."
Man "Why do all these Baldies keep dying?"
*Patient died of cancer*
Cancer Patient "Don't call me that!"
Man "Why not, Baldylox?"
Cancer Patient "..."
Man "Why do all these Baldies keep dying?"
*Patient died of cancer*
Baldylox by Best User On Urban Dictionary April 1, 2025
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baldylocks
baldylocks = name for a bald headed friend
Derived from the story book name Goldy Locks and used originally in Nottingham, 2003 by Tanner to refer to his follically challenged or shaven headed friends. First used on Jon Eames and later on Random Guy.
Derived from the story book name Goldy Locks and used originally in Nottingham, 2003 by Tanner to refer to his follically challenged or shaven headed friends. First used on Jon Eames and later on Random Guy.
baldylocks by Tanner D August 2, 2004
baldylocks
Commonly refers to someone who has lost his/her hair from chemotherapy. Also refers to someone who has shaved his/her head to raise money for, or to support someone going through cancer treatment.
baldylocks by Baldylocks November 15, 2007
Baldylocks
Actually Baldylocks was used to refer to a kid with a shaved or buzzed head as early as the 90's on Chicago's west side.
Usually used in a teasing way when a kid came to school with a freshly buzzed head.
Usually used in a teasing way when a kid came to school with a freshly buzzed head.
Baldylocks by ex chicago teacher September 22, 2008
BaldyLocks
BaldyLocks by TheLiberalsNightmare December 27, 2011
Baldylocks
A middle aged man who is bald on top with long scraggly , split end hair that he takes pride in combing while listening to Bad Companys " Feel like making love"
Baldylocks by Dangen123$ June 5, 2019
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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