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Billy Baldwins 

Billy Baldwins are a reference to shaven men's testicles. I one day overheard my roommate talking on his cell phone and he said something to the effect of "oh, you mean the Bald one's?.." Then it clicked! Your shaved testicle's should be called 'Billy Baldwin's' or even if they are not shaven you could call them your 'Baldwin's'
So there I was, slamming my girlfriend from behind, my Billy Baldwins smacking up and down againist her clit like a Backboard at Basketball Camp.
Billy Baldwins by Vince G March 5, 2008

Baldwinsville 

The pot-smoking capitol of New York.
i live in baldwinsville and i have a neighbor whose garage is literally stacked wall-to-wall, floor-to-ceiling with boxes filled with bags of weed. he sells it from his house during the week and goes to canada on the weekends to get more. welcome to the pot-smoking capitol of new york.

Baldwinsville 

aka: bville

the small town in cny on the outside of syracuse. known as the drug capital. if you dont smoke pot theres a very high chance you know someone that does. theres nothing to do there. daily life consists of going into "town" and getting pancakes at the diner. then going to "the island" on papermill island and listening to sucky bands. they have a pretty good school system besides the fact that the highschool is run like a jail, and in junior high and middle school the kids are insane and get busted for having sex and bringing in drugs. the superintendent is a crazy lady that is heard to be from alaska, she doesnt ever give students a break for a snowday and hardly ever have a delay. and when she does its too late or all the neighboring schools did the same thing. other than that is a quiet town, that no one can stand. and people go off to college and find themselves eventually moving back.
"where do you go to school"
"baldwinsville"
"oh i hear theres nothing to do there"
"no, not really"

Baldwinsville 

One of the best towns in CNY (Central New York) Look around, people. Have you seen Cicero? Phoenix? Fulton? Cato?! The only town that could possibly compete is Liverpool, and their town runs down a single street. People who can entertain themselves with friends, food, drugs, crazy summer nights, diner runs at 3am, sunsets at the point, and quiet evenings at small cafes will love B'ville!!!! Many of us will grow up and go our separate ways, but we will never forget our days in B'ville!!!! With the best friends ever!!!!
"Hey, where do you live?"
"Baldwinsville."
"Dude, I hate you."

baldicus 

1) Any bald person (usually male) who shines their hairless dome.

2) A bald person who has gained the loathings of the masses.
1) I swear, I saw my reflection on Baldicus' shiny dome!

2) Tonight is Dictator Baldicus' trial.
baldicus by Alex D. da bom January 17, 2007

Baldimus 

That goofy looking fuck who has a disgusting sex pest face. He's only good for befriending if his sister is whipping her puss out at the next lan.
Fuck my son is a baldimus, better drown it.
Baldimus by Elfishguy May 22, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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