A rare species of upper class Englishmen, that from birth have been mistaken for 45 year old men. With an accent that makes molten toffee drizzled over caramel look rough, a Baldock is quite simply a pussy magnet. This is true, unless a Baldock is called Josh, in which case none of the above applies, and women actively avoid contact with him, so as to not to be encompassed by his long clammy hands, which he uses to play the saxophone on occasion.
by badboi999 March 23, 2015