Baldo’d

when you trick someone with a trick that looks exactly like another thing

HAHA, you thought it was a jelly filled donut, NOPE it was a cum filled donut. YOU JUST GOT BALDO’D

by akimboX2 July 18, 2021

Baloo'd

To make relations with whilst intoxicated.
Will probably also involve vomiting.

She got absolutely bagheera'd so I went and baloo'd her.

by IceScrossVonGrimm June 3, 2009

Bald Denial

A pathetic state in a man's life whereby he smugly attempts to conceal his baldness. Can come in many forms such as a comb over, comb forward, or outright refusal to conceal a despicable mange like mess. In extreme cases the man gets a hair transplant or worse uses finasteride and fries his chance of getting an erection. Best treatment is to accept the bald and shave it off

Look at that gimp with the translucent hair, you can see he is in absolute bald denial.

by Fat J 80s August 15, 2019

bald-digger

a women who Dig's Bald men.
in other word a women who tends to date men with no head hair.

"Now I ain't sayin' she a bald-digger (When I'm in need)
But she ain't messin' wit no haired Niggaz (She steal me money)"

by BartIsCool November 17, 2009

bald douche bag

A middle aged white guy with daddy issues and a tiny penis, so he has to take out his issues on everyone by being an arrogant ass-bag. Usually a racist, but will piss pants if confronted by a black guy.

I saw a bald douche bag in a hummer today.

by ShitonFire July 1, 2014

bald douchia

total asshole...bald guy with no regard to people or society..completely useless waste of fucking space...

hey dennis why dont you shut your big fat fucking cake hole...you bald douchia

by polarbearmike November 2, 2010

Bald Day

Is a holiday, started in San Jose California USA, August 13th also known as bald day is a day that was created to support those whom have to go through chemotherapy. Participants of Bald Day will show there support on August thirteenth by either wearing a plastic bald skull cap or for the hardcore shaving all the hair off their head in hopes of spreading awareness for those living with cancer and or anyone needing chemotherapy for medical treatment.

Stephanie: Why didn't you just wear the skull cap on bald day?

Taylor: My mom has breast cancer so I thought I would shave my head on bald day so she knew she wasn't alone.

by Walter Phillips May 13, 2013