Bald spots

A BIG ASS patch of hair missing from someones head. Old people usually have these. People aren`t meant to be BALD!!!!!!

Young person: "Yo..did you see the BIG ASS BALD SPOT on that old granny?! Man that granny FUGLY!!!!"
Old person: "Would`ya pipe down sunny.. your`e enterupting my picnic"

Bald spots by Stephanie Soquet January 31, 2004

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Bald spots

Its not a bald spot, its a solar panel for my bullshit machine

That's one nasty bald spot

Bald spots by ReadySebbyGo January 27, 2005

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baldspot

Can be used as a verb, noun, adjective. It means bad or uncool.

That guys new girlfriend is so baldspot looking!

baldspot by mamaboozie March 27, 2009

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Baldspotting

Attempting to determine whether or not a woman has shaved herself bald by staring at her camel-toe.

Joe: Hey, I was doing some baldspotting at the yoga party yesterday

Mike: What?

Joe: Yeah, you know, checking to see if any of those chicks were bald under their yoga pants

Baldspotting by urbanmale1969 September 13, 2011

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Baldspots

An empty patch of hair on a fore head or upper skull.

The Miller's daughter, Michelle, has many baldspots on her head and frankly it is disgusting.

Baldspots by johnnytwoshoesdawg January 17, 2008

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

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