Bald spots

A BIG ASS patch of hair missing from someones head. Old people usually have these. People aren`t meant to be BALD!!!!!!

Young person: "Yo..did you see the BIG ASS BALD SPOT on that old granny?! Man that granny FUGLY!!!!"
Old person: "Would`ya pipe down sunny.. your`e enterupting my picnic"

by Stephanie Soquet January 31, 2004

Bald spots

Its not a bald spot, its a solar panel for my bullshit machine

That's one nasty bald spot

by ReadySebbyGo January 27, 2005

baldspot

Can be used as a verb, noun, adjective. It means bad or uncool.

That guys new girlfriend is so baldspot looking!

by mamaboozie March 27, 2009

Baldspotting

Attempting to determine whether or not a woman has shaved herself bald by staring at her camel-toe.

Joe: Hey, I was doing some baldspotting at the yoga party yesterday

Mike: What?

Joe: Yeah, you know, checking to see if any of those chicks were bald under their yoga pants

by urbanmale1969 September 13, 2011

Baldspots

An empty patch of hair on a fore head or upper skull.

The Miller's daughter, Michelle, has many baldspots on her head and frankly it is disgusting.

by johnnytwoshoesdawg January 17, 2008