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A last name for strong, tall, handsome men, and pretty, well dressed women.
That guy must be a Balchen, look how tall and handsome he is!
Balchen by Jakey123 August 13, 2012
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Fooled or tricked, similar to being punk'd. Usually causes severe chaos, confusion and detriment to fixed income traders and sales assistants
1) Oh nuuuu.... My PnL and risk are out substantially... oh wait... Ive been BALCHED!
2) These tickets are wrong direction, px, u/l and maturity... oh shut! Ive been BALCHED!
Balched by BlueWhale January 16, 2009
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Balchandani

someone characterised to be one of de sickest lawyerz to walk the earth, a man who's a mastered both the faculty of language and logic. Till now, nobody is known to have survived him on the opposing end of a courtroom.
Example 1:
Timothy: Bruh did you hear about John?
Dave: Yeah man he got absolutely balchandani'd, do you think he'll ever recover?
Timothy: nobody recovers man

Example 2:
Ben: Man, I wish you were with me in court today, I got to see someone absolutely destroyed in a cross-examination
Samuel: What happened?
Ben: Man it was an absolute balchandani moment; he was eaten alive
An alcoholic drink mixed with vodka, white wine and coca-cola. Not to be taken lightly.
"No yasemin don't touch the bamchenga"
"claire you need to stay off the bamchenga"
bamchenga by Y/C April 11, 2009
The action of some knarly son of a bitch out there that will contribute to fucking up your life in any way possible.
Damnit, I got Balched again… My career is over!
Balched by getbalched May 21, 2023
A person that enjoys getting naked in public places normally in under 5 seconds.
Oh my god did you just see that balchin over there?
Balchin by Mc-Innes June 10, 2011
caveman
looks like a caveman slave
if ever seen runaway as fast as you can.
dont look into his eyes, or hear his voice, you will cry because a balchan is so nasty
oh shit balchan the caveman is coming.
balchan by tupacslave January 31, 2008
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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