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Fooled or tricked, similar to being punk'd. Usually causes severe chaos, confusion and detriment to fixed income traders and sales assistants
1) Oh nuuuu.... My PnL and risk are out substantially... oh wait... Ive been BALCHED!
2) These tickets are wrong direction, px, u/l and maturity... oh shut! Ive been BALCHED!
Balched by BlueWhale January 16, 2009
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Balchandani

someone characterised to be one of de sickest lawyerz to walk the earth, a man who's a mastered both the faculty of language and logic. Till now, nobody is known to have survived him on the opposing end of a courtroom.
Example 1:
Timothy: Bruh did you hear about John?
Dave: Yeah man he got absolutely balchandani'd, do you think he'll ever recover?
Timothy: nobody recovers man

Example 2:
Ben: Man, I wish you were with me in court today, I got to see someone absolutely destroyed in a cross-examination
Samuel: What happened?
Ben: Man it was an absolute balchandani moment; he was eaten alive
An alcoholic drink mixed with vodka, white wine and coca-cola. Not to be taken lightly.
"No yasemin don't touch the bamchenga"
"claire you need to stay off the bamchenga"
bamchenga by Y/C April 11, 2009
The action of some knarly son of a bitch out there that will contribute to fucking up your life in any way possible.
Damnit, I got Balched again… My career is over!
Balched by getbalched May 21, 2023
A person that enjoys getting naked in public places normally in under 5 seconds.
Oh my god did you just see that balchin over there?
Balchin by Mc-Innes June 10, 2011
caveman
looks like a caveman slave
if ever seen runaway as fast as you can.
dont look into his eyes, or hear his voice, you will cry because a balchan is so nasty
balchan by tupacslave January 31, 2008