Balas

A balas is a chunk of poo originating from the Polish Language

I just made a big balas!!!!!

or

That is a big balas in the toilet

Balas by sawbonz69 June 2, 2014

Wan da balas 

Wan da balas is mostly used by wannabe black boys but are really white boys that seem to try to hard to fit in with the blacks

White boy : wan da balas
Black boy : iseh shut up stup from talk black

White boy : nah but your my balaaaaaa
Black boy : iseh u wandeh me for hit u ah puk off

White boy : wait sorry what did u say , I didn’t understand you?
“White boy gets hit for nothing kasa for laughs”

Wan da balas by You won’t July 19, 2018

babashook 

baba-shook
Being shook is being shaken, surprised, or scared. babashook combines this, and the babadook, who is a horror movie character turned gay icon, and creates babashook.

I was babashook when RuPaul announced there would be a final four instead of three.

babashook by transbabadookboy June 15, 2017

Internet Badass

An Internet Badass is similar to the Internet Gangsta.

They are someone who uses the internet so they can appear tough, they are often seen getting in pointless Nerd Wars, they tend to threaten somebody with physical violence, saying things like "I'll kick your ass!" When in reality, they are the kid in your class that sits at their desk quietly and reads Naruto comics.

The sad thing is, this is the only life for some people, they can't pull it off in reality, so they think they can get some "Internet Respect" by cussing at people on Myspace, Youtube comments, or a forum, they think by doing this, people think of them as a Badass.

internet badass: ur just lucky i can't get to you!

Internet Badass by ChainsawSquirrel July 24, 2009

Badass Uke 

Sensual, rebellious, and intuitive, the Badass Uke can truly be a work of contrasts - an innocent appearance clothed in dark clothing, and a shy smile with eyes that suggest a naughty, darker nature. They are at once easy and hard to approach, as their energy draws people to them, while their intensity and distrust pushes people away... for maybe more than any other personality, the Badass Uke hides away deep in a fantasy world of their own creation, letting few, if any, in. Searching for the one person able to understand their need for something more, someone to protect them and share that mysterious world with them, the Badass Uke can seem lost and wandering, their loneliness sometimes reflecting an inner anger - as they cannot be content until they have been found and claimed, sensually and emotionally.

Girl 1: "Hey, why is that Uke trying to pretend to be a DFWM Seme?"

Girl 2: "He's not trying to be seme he's a Badass Uke."

Badass Uke by Shinigami NightRoad November 27, 2011

certified badass

Term or title for a person who is frighteningly competent. They have been resourceful under pressure and completed many tasks with grace and aplomb. The implication is that the person can be expected to perform as well as anyone could in poor conditions with incomplete instructions and insufficient resources.

Usage: Mary is the best sous chef in the city. Everybody who understands the profession knows they can count on her under any circumstances. Mary is not just good, she is a certified badass sous chef.

certified badass by Ugly Shoe May 8, 2016

Balasaurus Rex 

A prehistoric dinosaur of ancient india. Roamed ancient india looking for any types of meat to eat. Beware miniature forms of these creatures still lurk in the world. They are native to the United States mainly found in California.

Person A : what happened to my meat?
Person B : It must've been the Balasaurus Rex who ate it.

Balasaurus Rex by KEVINs(A)GIRL????? February 24, 2011